The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Duchess]

Ha! I'm charmed by that darling little gecko & his cockney accent.

Is that the same company that had the pig? Wiiii Wiiiiii Wiiii, so annoying but that phrase always sticks in my head.

[ramseycat]

I think the pig is Progressive.

[Jimbone]

I'd smack it 150 yards with a golf club.

It's a great huckster story... building mystery and hype around a website and release of a documentary. The DNA came back as human though, so not much of a story after all.

"In the new documentary, a DNA sample from bone marrow extracted from the specimen, was analyzed by scientists at a prestigious American university.

They concluded that it was an 'interesting mutation' of a male human that had survived post-birth for between six and eight years."


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/a...ntary.html

[ZEROSPHERES]

I think the pig is Progressive.

[username]

I don't title threads in all caps (even though i think it looks better) because it feels like copying Duchess.

HotD titled one today in caps AND used italics in the thread so fuck it.

[Duchess]

I has posting quirks.

...and it's probably why I'm so easy to impersonate.

[Eat Shit And Die]

I has posting quirks.

...and it's probably why I'm so easy to impersonate.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't title threads in all caps (even though i think it looks better) because it feels like copying Duchess.

HotD titled one today in caps AND used italics in the thread so fuck it.

I'm a shameless copycatter!

Not really. I like titles in caps, but not for really long thread titles. AND, I've always put copy/pasted article text in italics. Not sure why.

[ZEROSPHERES]

I want to know what MS did with Tiki after they met for dinner and a Miami Beach Art Deco Tour last week?

[aussiefriend]

Nothing! He's all talk.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Aussie, He thinks Tiki was at loss for words and says she made a bee-line for Biscayne Bay. I doubt that. She is among Mock's missing now. Maybe she found a green lizard she liked better.

[aussiefriend]

He's all warped and distorted in his perception. He probably has a strong body odour.

[Midwest Spy]

He's all warped and distorted in his perception. He probably has a strong body odour.

Geez. Thanks.

[aussiefriend]

He's all warped and distorted in his perception. He probably has a strong body odour.

Geez. Thanks.

ok ok, maybe it was your strong persona that overwhelmed her.

[Duchess]

Fuckin' flower shop wants twenty bucks for delivery. WTF.

[RaisingAPrince]

Fuckin' flower shop wants twenty bucks for delivery. WTF.

That always pisses me off! The last time I sent flowers I used 1800flowers and they had an offer for a deal with freeshipping.com. You got your money back and a rebate. It was one of those free trial and we'll charge you $70/year but "cancel anytime" things. You just use their website when making purchases and your shipping is refunded. I received a check in the mail for $25 yesterday and then canceled my subscription.

[Eat Shit And Die]

WileyCat.

[username]

I didn't need to see that. I'm at Safeway and a car pulled in beside me and the guy opened his passenger door. I couldn't open my door until he closed his so I watched him get out. He looked like a freaking train wreck alcoholic and he was trying to adjust his pants. If they even had a zipper, it was down. His damn mole looked me right in the eye.

[ramseycat]

EW.

[Duchess]

Hahahaha!