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(05-24-2013, 07:17 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: (05-24-2013, 06:51 PM)sally Wrote: the majority of the female nurses are either cunts or dingbats or both.
I wonder which category I fall into if you met me.
Well I wouldn't be your patient stuck in an asylum with no escape so I think it would be fun to meet you. For what it's worth, however, I think you'd be great with Alzheimer patients, after two minutes they'd forget you were even there.
Unfortunately you work with nuts, 2 minutes after leaving they have an urge to drink a bottle of mouthwash and stick a paper clip in their jugular vein.
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(05-24-2013, 07:37 PM)sally Wrote: Well I wouldn't be your patient stuck in an asylum with no escape so I think it would be fun to meet you. For what it's worth, however, I think you'd be great with Alzheimer patients, after two minutes they'd forget you were even there.
Unfortunately you work with nuts, 2 minutes after leaving they have an urge to drink a bottle of mouthwash and stick a paper clip in their jugular vein.
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(05-24-2013, 04:54 PM)ramseycat Wrote: And you applied to those places?
Yes. Several times. several different locations.
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Alzheimer patients piss their pants all the time. I do have funny stories from time to time.
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Look what Zero did to my kitty's eyes!
It looks stoned.
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(05-24-2013, 07:29 PM)username Wrote: BE AFRAID, MAGGOT! BE VERY AFRAID!
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Like my raccoon eyes? 
They don't look dramatic at all, very natural and pretty. You could have did that shit at home, I was hoping for porn star eyes.
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I think they look pretty User.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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Thank you. It's way more make-up than I'm accustomed to but I bought everything she used (of course) so now I guess I can replicate it at home. This is only the second time in my life I've had someone "professional" do my make-up. Make-up lessons from a 25 year old-great. But it was helpful.
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Username has no problems she is one sexy piece of ass and she knows it!
All hail user and her casually general hotness.
A bit like duchess she's physically natural and all woman oh yes. One doesn't normaly wheel out the compliments but in their case you make an exception.
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She scares the living dipshit outta me!  ..........and I aint even tied up!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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She is scary but in a good way.
A sort of tie me down to the bed and have her wicked way with me scary.
At least that's how it goes with my fantasies.
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(05-24-2013, 09:36 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: She is scary but in a good way.
A sort of tie me down to the bed and have her wicked way with me scary.
At least that's how it goes with my fantasies.
I see you have her right where you want her............
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(05-24-2013, 09:43 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see you have her right where you want her............
That's also one of my fantasies.
Truth be told she would probably ride her hubby way ahead of me.
I'm only having a larf anyway I think she knows that.
Well I hope she does.
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(05-24-2013, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: What the fuck is a larf? I think it's when you laugh so hard you have a wet fart. It's right next to 'shit yourself' as a thing that happens when you thought you were constipated but the reverse was true.
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(05-24-2013, 10:04 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: (05-24-2013, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: What the fuck is a larf? I think it's when you laugh so hard you have a wet fart. It's right next to 'shit yourself' as a thing that happens when you thought you were constipated but the reverse was true.
Well that's attractive. User must be flattered.
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(05-24-2013, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: What the fuck is a larf?
A “laugh” for educated people fluent in the mother tongue of English.
Excluding you obviously birthing cow.
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(05-24-2013, 10:15 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (05-24-2013, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: What the fuck is a larf?
A “laugh” for educated people fluent in the mother tongue of English.
Excluding you obviously birthing cow.
I've had 3 children in the past 20 years CN, I'd hardly call that a birthing cow. And I'm sorry that I'm not up to date with your stupid ass internet slang. Larfing, are you fucking serious? What are you, a goddamn retarded Baton twirler in the 8 th grade?
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One other thing, don't tell a woman that you want to fuck her and then say "just kidding mate, I was just having a larf". You sound like a retarded creep.
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You people are funny. Especially after a few glasses of wine. *hiccups*
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