The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Maggot]

That is nice.

[ramseycat]

Thanks ESAD. I can't wait to move.

[JsMom]

That kitchen looks great Rams.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's my new kitchen! Part of it anyway.

It's beautiful and looks really functional.

Would love to have that much counter and cabinet space.

Very cool place, ramsey.

P.s. If you haven't had all hardwood floors before, they're harder to keep clean than it seems. The Bissel All-In-One sweeper vac and steamer is a huge time saver and pretty inexpensive.

[ramseycat]

I have wood floors in my downstairs now. And time in the kitchen. They can be a bitch to keep clean. I like the sniffer jet.

[ZEROSPHERES]

That's my new kitchen! Part of it anyway.

Very cool place, ramsey.

[crash]

If I hear 'twerking' in the media one more time in the next few days I swear I'm going to throw a radio out the window or something... fucking tween buzzwords...arrrrrghhh!

[Duchess]

I read yesterday that it's been added to the dictionary.

[crash]

So was 'fisting'...doesn't make it right.

[sally]

That's my new kitchen! Part of it anyway.

Very cool place, ramsey.

Is that a vibrator in my hand? I never noticed that in my avatar until just now.

Edit: Never mind, that's a beer.

[crash]

I dunno, but I just noticed the cooker/oven combo thingy....yuk!

Looks like a nice house, y u no put in wall oven?!?! <insert cartoon face here>

[ramseycat]

It's just a regular stove and microwave. Good enough for me.

[crash]

Well how's that fucking work then? You make a big song and dance about Loosey Loo's dishwasher inadequacy, but you settle for a combo oven/cooktop in your million dollar house?

[username]

I'm not sure if I could live without a double oven.

[ZEROSPHERES]

I dunno, but I just noticed the cooker/oven combo thingy....yuk!

Looks like a nice house, y u no put in wall oven?!?! <insert cartoon face here>

It's just a regular stove and microwave. Good enough for me.

Crash, Ramsey was just too humble to show us the extent of her new kitchen. In truth it has center mounted double hung wall ovens flanked by morning and evening preparation areas and east and west dining accommodations to capture the natural light and offset the daily drudgery of mealtime.

[username]

Jesus, Zero. You sound like a real estate salesperson.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Jesus, Zero. You sound like a real estate salesperson.

Wait till you hear about her mirrored ceiling, master bedroom suite, multiple dressing areas with one doubling as a 'funhouse', and master bath with side by side his and her KOHLER@ bidets.

[ramseycat]

It's NOT a million dollar house. It's just a nice house with a regular oven. Would I like a double oven? Yes. But I will make due with a regular stove.

[Duchess]

Isn't that a microwave above the range?

Critical muthafuckas. I posted my kitchen a long time ago, fuck all if I'd do it again. Now that I think of it I've posted a lot of my house on here. What the hell was I thinking.

[sally]

Can you fix this one Zero? It's the outside of Ramsey's house. By the looks of it you'd think she could splurge for a decent fucking oven.