The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[sally]

I'm older and uglier of course. Just like the hairstyle.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

$6k to $11k, thereabouts, loaded, depending on condition.
Trailer another $2k or so
Geezer Glide we always called em, but I tell ya what, the damned things are really nice on a cross country run

Thanks, Six. You helped me big time.

I'm having it towed to the local Harley dealer, this Friday, for a dusting off and a once over. I'm the trustee for an estate.

Client . . . not family.

PS: I'd ride your bitch seat anytime, if offered!

Consider it offered

[Midwest Spy]

I'm older and uglier of course. Just like the hairstyle.

Stop it Sally.

You're a babe!

[username]

I like this girls haircut. I was thinking about chopping her head and bringing it to the hair stylist, I have similar facial features. But what if the stylist recognizes her as a porn star, I'll look like a goddamn weirdo. I've looked for different bangs and these are the best.

Bring the stupid picture. You do have similar features but I don't know what's so complicated about bangs. Tell the gay guy you want them cut straight across, just below your eyebrows. You're going to have to blow or curl them under though to get that look, you know that, right? I usually bring pictures but the cut never ends up looking like the picture largely because I'm a blow and go (heh-heh) type of girl.

It appears she has a bun or something on top. I'd cut that part out too.

[sally]

I forgot the picture and went to get them cut anyway and she fucked it up. I told her below the brow and she made them too short and now I look like Cleopatra. I should just stick to doing it myself or find a gay guy to do it.

[Duchess]

I have a gay stylist & I always wish I could put him in my pocket & bring him home.

By the end of the month your bangs will be just right. Were they wet when she cut them? Ask your stylist to cut your bangs when your hair is dry. I wouldn't get the length trimmed while dry but I always insist my bangs be.

[RaisingAPrince]

Just wanted to say hello. This double baby crap is a lot harder than I had expected and its keeping me from getting caught up here at Mock. GRRRR

[Midwest Spy]

Man, I wanted to pound Carrie Fisher back in the day.

I'm sure many teenage boys 'skipped one off' to her image (especially in 'Return of the Jedi').

[HairOfTheDog]

Just wanted to say hello. This double baby crap is a lot harder than I had expected and its keeping me from getting caught up here at Mock. GRRRR

Hi RAP.

It's gotta be exhausting, but nice to have them at home with their big brother and the family.

I saw a story this morning about the biggest natural-born baby born in Spain. 13 pounds and 7 ounces. I'm sure it's easier to raise one than two when they're infants, but the English mom of this "little" girl pushed out the equivalent of 4 primis with no epidermal - hurts just thinking about it.



Hope you let your husband and family take over once in a while, so you can take a break and don't go crazy like some mothers of twins. I mean, look at username; a cautionary tale.

[Duchess]

I mean, look at username; a cautionary tale.

It must be so difficult caring for twins. It makes me wonder how Moms get anything else done let alone sleep.

[Maggot]

Its amazing how a face that never smiles lights up when it does.

[username]

I mean, look at username; a cautionary tale.

It must be so difficult caring for twins. It makes me wonder how Moms get anything else done let alone sleep.

Hey there!!!

It's true though. I was a stark raving, sleep deprived lunatic for the first 4-6 months of my kids' lives. They leap frogged each other all.night.long. One up/one down, one up/one down. Makes me tired just thinking about it.

I'd like to think I've recovered though now.

[Duchess]

Hey there!!!


I'd like to think I've recovered though now.

It was funny...probably because it was ridiculous.

I know you're a pulled together female who juggles schedules, drama & everything else that goes with being a wife and mom of twins...

...who has a housekeeper. I made myself snort with that. Har Har.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'd like to think I've recovered though now.

Nope, you're still crazy!

That'll probably never change (hope it doesn't anyway - some kinds of crazy ain't bad at all).

[username]

Read my sig line. We're the best people.


Where the fuck have I been? I miss Mock. *sobs*

Wouldn't THAT be the blackout to end all blackouts. Where the fuck did September go??? Heh-heh.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Hope my Oakleys get back before Daytona

[Maggot]

I I I am struck dumb at birth by a thunderclap on that. Or.......the paint fumes are starting to work their way through my ears. Not sure, don't care either way because I have no clue.

[sally]

Hope my Oakleys get back before Daytona

What are you doing in Daytona, going to Biketoberfest? I'll give you one of those what's up nods if I happen to see you.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm watching an 8 year old for a few hours later today.

She just called and worked me into taking her to see Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs II; had the theater and showtime options on-hand and everything. "I know YOU'LL love it!", she kept saying. Couldn't say "no". Crafty kid.

Haven't seen part I, so hoping I can follow the story line okay.

[username]

Wow. I'm sort of toying with the idea of getting a part time job so I just pulled up craigslist for part-time and/or telecommute jobs.

If I were willing (and probably a few years younger) I could be a surrogate mother for $29-$45k. I found 3 ads on the first page alone. Geez...