The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Cynical Ninja]

thanks? Except for the sexually perverted part you just perfectly described my spiritual advisor.

If your “spiritual advisor” is a Catholic priest its odds on he hangs around the car park of Toys R Us with his pants around his ankles in his spare time.

[Clang McFly]

He IS a Catholic priest and I'm telling on you. To the printer!

[Duchess]

I can spot a fake Santa from a mile away.

[sally]

I was throwing some stuff down the garbage disposer earlier and it shut off for some reason, I hit the reset button and still nothing. The next thing I know this orange plastic tube and two wire brush things that looked like little pipe cleaners popped out of the drain on the other side of the sink. I pulled them out thinking to myself what in the fuck. The garbage disposer came back on, but I'm still perplexed about what the hell that was and why did it pop out of my sink drain.

[Midwest Spy]

The next thing I know this orange plastic tube and two wire brush things that looked like little pipe cleaners popped out of the drain on the other side of the sink. I'm still perplexed about what the hell that was and why did it pop out of my sink drain?

Have you ever successfully completed a Rubik's Cube?

When you do, you'll know why your garbage disposal and the adjoining sink drain are related.

Or, you could just ask Clang.

[sally]

Well what the fuck was the orange tube and pipe cleaner things, where did they come from? Is that something that's common because I'm not used to weird shit popping out of my sink drain.

[Midwest Spy]

In all seriousness I'm guessing that's not good. They are connected and obviously they were transported from your disposal over to the sink drain. Not sure if something broke or not.

Disposal is working now? No funny noises?

[sally]

I don't know what the inner makings of a garbage disposal consists of, but I did think that perhaps the tube and wire things might be something that broke away from it. The disposal is working fine now, however. I guess as long as no hypodermic needles pop out next time it's no biggie.

[Clang McFly]

The next thing I know this orange plastic tube and two wire brush things that looked like little pipe cleaners popped out of the drain on the other side of the sink. I'm still perplexed about what the hell that was and why did it pop out of my sink drain?

Have you ever successfully completed a Rubik's Cube?

When you do, you'll know why your garbage disposal and the adjoining sink drain are related.

Or, you could just ask Clang.

how the heck should I know? The only thing I have in common with a plumber is an exposed buttcrack. I can't even figure out how to hook my PS2 and DVD/VCR combo up to the tv.

[sally]

how the heck should I know? The only thing I have in common with a plumber is an exposed buttcrack. I can't even figure out how to hook my PS2 and DVD/VCR combo up to the tv.

[username]

Well what the fuck was the orange tube and pipe cleaner things, where did they come from?

Ask the baby, dummie. She might not confess but she knows.

[Maggot]

Dump that 2 day old petrified stuff in the trash before tossing the plate in the sink.

[Cynical Ninja]

He IS a Catholic priest and I'm telling on you. To the printer!

He won't be interested in me, I have body hair and my voice broke many years ago.

Not all Catholic priests are paedophiles of course, I'm sure all the ones who aren't are both outraged.

Lol.

[Cynical Ninja]

I can't even figure out how to hook my PS2 and DVD/VCR combo up to the tv.

2002 called it wants its games console back.

I've got an old PS3 you can have fatty.

[Clang McFly]

I don't want hand me downs especially not from you.

[crash]

Gran Turismo 6 is out. I can see the son and I booking some time in front of the TV over Christmas.

[Cynical Ninja]

Beggars can't be choosers fatso.

[Cynical Ninja]

Gran Turismo 6 is out. I can see the son and I booking some time in front of the TV over Christmas.

The Gran Turismo series is the daddy of all racing games, my mate Chris used to a Need for Speed man but he came over to the good side of the Force eventually.

[crash]

Heh. You should see the Nitro Truck thing I bought him for Christmas. Did you know they make a nitro RC engine now that is 5.9cc and develops just over 3.2hp at 32000rpm? They probably make bigger, but I was impressed enough at that.

I'm pretty sure I had a chubby when the guy started the demo model at the store..

[Cynical Ninja]

My daughter used to have a RC Dalek. She would quietly make it creep up on you then suddenly out of fucking nowhere “EXTERMINATE!”

One of my mates is seriously into RC planes he's spent thousands on a large RC replica Spitfire that no else is allowed to fly on pain of death!