The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Clang McFly]

Beggars can't be choosers fatso.

I'm not a beggar. And if i was, I wouldn't beg you for anything even if my life depended on it. I'd rather die.

[Duchess]

I want to pound the snot outta him when he's all over your case, Clang.

[Clang McFly]

I want to pound the snot outta him when he's all over your case, Clang.

Thanks I've dealt with plenty of smug holier than thou weasels on the Internet. Cinnamon is nothing I can't handle. He's perfect practice for when/if I become a priest.

[Midwest Spy]

I want to pound the snot outta him when he's all over your case, Clang.

Thanks I've dealt with plenty of smug holier than thou weasels on the Internet. Cinnamon is nothing I can't handle. He's perfect practice for when/if I become a priest.

You mean, "Turn the other ass-cheek." ??

[ramseycat]

Aww Clagittyboo!

[Clang McFly]

I want to pound the snot outta him when he's all over your case, Clang.

Thanks I've dealt with plenty of smug holier than thou weasels on the Internet. Cinnamon is nothing I can't handle. He's perfect practice for when/if I become a priest.

You mean, "Turn the other ass-cheek." ??

yes. The cynical midget donkey's cheeks stink. They both need to be turned downwind.

[username]

I need to get my ass moving. I have a flight to Vegas in a couple of hours. It's only a one day trip but I might as well be leaving for a month the way I pack and make sure the house is "just so". Wouldn't want anything to mold overnight.

OCD.

[crash]

CDO.

Your letters weren't in alphabetical order. Fixed it.

[Midwest Spy]

I need to get my ass moving. I have a flight to Vegas in a couple of hours.

It's coming up on four years since my last visit to Vegas.

I used to really love sports wagering.

Great story:

When I was there last time, a guy right in front of me at the sports book, took Jacksonville (-6) for $4K, the Jacksonville 'Under total' for $4K and then parlayed those two plays for another $2K. So, if he hits his two plays, he wins $13K. He had been on the phone right next to me and my buddy right before making his plays, probably with some sort of sports service that he most likely had paid pretty good money to.

For some perspective, when I'd make a play on a game, I'd max out at $100.

Fast forward to the end of the game. Jacksonville is up by 17 going into the 4^th quarter, and it's a very low scoring game. This guy is comfortably winning both ways. My buddy and I are tracking it closely, because this is going to be a sweet payout.

Cleveland ends up making the game a little closer and they get the ball back at their own 20 yard line with 45 seconds to go (and no timeouts), AND if they end up scoring a meaningless TD, this guy will now end up losing BOTH ways. Cleveland can't win the game, but they can 'cover' the spread, and go 'over' the total.

It comes down to the final play, with Cleveland having 1 second on the clock to run a play from the Jacksonville 10 yard line. Of course, they score and this guy loses $10,800.

We suddenly hear a giant 'FUCK' from the corner of the Sports Book, and see this guy storming off.

That's the beauty of Vegas.

[crash]

Great story:

Sorry, wasn't.

Great stories about Vegas involve snorting a line of coke from the ass of a dead hooker or waking up with a tiger in your hotel room or getting a blowjob under the roulette table while hitting 00 straight up and shit.

Not three middle age chumps at the sportsbook.

[Duchess]

I was so crabby all morning I couldn't stand myself.

[Cynical Ninja]

Great story:

Sorry, wasn't.

Great stories about Vegas involve snorting a line of coke from the ass of a dead hooker or waking up with a tiger in your hotel room or getting a blowjob under the roulette table while hitting 00 straight up and shit.

Not three middle age chumps at the sportsbook.

I have to concur.

“Great stories” for me tend not to be tiresome anecdotes about chumps losing money on stupid bets on sport.

Go back to your readers wives fantasies MS at least they were mildly amusing.

[Cynical Ninja]

I want to pound the snot outta him when he's all over your case, Clang.

You slap me in a dream and you better wake up and apologise bitch.

Lol.

You should be ragging on clangs fat ass for walking around Mock with big bullseye on his forehead.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm not a beggar. And if i was, I wouldn't beg you for anything even if my life depended on it. I'd rather die.

That's because you are ungrateful as well as worthless. I would rather buy donovan a lifetime supply of halloween candy than give you ten bucks to stop the loan sharks from amputating your thumbs.

[Duchess]

You slap me in a dream and you better wake up and apologise bitch.

I'm getting soft in my old age. Sometimes I miss Dick. I haven't had a good go 'round since him.

[Cynical Ninja]

He's perfect practice for when/if I become a priest.

Not really, I'm not a ten year old boy who knows how to keep a secret!

You keep pitching slowballs l'll keep hitting them for home runs fatty.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm getting soft in my old age. Sometimes I miss Dick. I haven't had a good go 'round since him.[/i][/size]

He was a good sparring partner for you, I can't really “get into it” with you because I like you. My hearts not in it.

[Cynical Ninja]

yes. The cynical midget donkey's cheeks stink. They both need to be turned downwind.

Down on all fours sniffing at my cornshute like a hungry pig is where you belong porky.

If you ask nicely I might poop some recycled hamburger onto your dinner plate.

[Clang McFly]

yes. The cynical midget donkey's cheeks stink. They both need to be turned downwind.

Down on all fours sniffing at my cornshute like a hungry pig is where you belong porky.

If you ask nicely I might poop some recycled hamburger onto your dinner plate.

No thanks I'm having the steak and lobster I bought with my food stamps for dinner tonight.

[Duchess]

Is it too weird that I want to run up to Chickie & Pete's and creep on some Philadelphia Eagles?