PLEASE HELP USERNAME

[Midwest Spy]

I suppose you're right about her well thought out posts, writing 20 essays a day here about her opinion on everything from gun laws to paper clips does take some effort.

The ways she deals with the assholes and extreme twats by taking a jab and then writing just kidding in small print is cute too.

See User.

Seems many here at Mock are unimpressed with you so far.

You got work to do.

[BlueTiki]

See User.

Seems many here at Mock are unimpressed with you so far.

You got work to do.

Leave her the fuck alone!

If she quits watching CNN (while doing her elliptical cardio), I'll never know what's REALLY happening in the world.

God bless the iPhone and her data plan.

Now go post some Jerry Riopelle music vids.

Yes . . . there's a Rockford connection.

Isaac Hayes works, too.

[username]

Listening to CNN, posting from iPhone.

[Jimbone]

Do you always have to post a stupid smilie? You know, everyone thinks you're a troll and annoying as shit except for that faggot Jimbone.

Awww, looks like someone isn't getting enough sleep lately...

Ooo gah Sally!

Skittles!

[Jimbone]

[sally]

Listening to CNN, posting from iPhone.

Sitting your scrawny ass on an exercise bike while listening to CNN and posting on internet forums is really not "working out". You may as well bring some buttered popcorn and a coke with you too.

[Maggot]

mmmmmmmmmmmm I put extra butter.

[Duchess]

I recently drank part of a coke & it was like suckin' on a cube of sugar. Barf.

[username]

Sitting your scrawny ass on an exercise bike while listening to CNN and posting on internet forums is really not "working out". You may as well bring some buttered popcorn and a coke with you too.

Hold up Big Sal!!! I perspire a little bit!!

[HairOfTheDog]

As for my friend Ms. Pussy Galore, I like the mocking part of Mock and sometimes I disagree with people in debate. Pick that!

I will have you know there's a war going on out there Missy!

Electrolysis? Excuse me, but that is so 90s. It's all done by laser these days. I mean, I am trying to solve serious world issues here and you throw electrolysis at me. It's no laughing matter. Cop that!

Copped! You brought the arms and dogs of war to the thread and things just got a little hairy from there.

I haven't needed a hair removal treatment so far. If ever things get really hairy, laser it is.

[username]

With a clean white sock you could make a vagina puppet.

User would have to use a dirty sock cuz her vagina is well you know....not so fresh.

Shut your fat penis pie hole.

[Duchess]

I know someone who got her faced lasered. I hope I'm using the correct term. It was beet fuckin' red and she couldn't leave home for a few days. I asked WTF are you doing, why are you doing THAT! She thinks this kind of thing is great. I've resisted telling her that it's her head that needs a little work and not her face.

I don't want to be afraid to get older, I hope I can continue to be satisfied with what I've got no matter what my age is.

[Duchess]

Penis pie! Hahaha! Is that anything like dick honey?

[ramseycat]

With a clean white sock you could make a vagina puppet.

User would have to use a dirty sock cuz her vagina is well you know....not so fresh.

Shut your fat penis pie hole.

Sounds like I struck a nerve....stinky snatch.

[HairOfTheDog]

I know someone who got her faced lasered. I hope I'm using the correct term. It was beet fuckin' red and she couldn't leave home for a few days. I asked WTF are you doing, why are you doing THAT! She thinks this kind of thing is great. I've resisted telling her that it's her head that needs a little work and not her face.

I don't want to be afraid to get older, I hope I can continue to be satisfied with what I've got no matter what my age is.

Unless the hormones go so whacky that I grow a beard or back hair or something, I wouldn't opt for professional treatment either.

I'm not afraid of normal aging, but don't think that I could rock this mature look as comfortably as Vivian from Oklahoma.

[Duchess]

Ooohhhh man *shudders*

[Midwest Spy]

Vivian looks Yummmmyyyy!

[Duchess]

I like facial hair on a man, Vivian, not so much. She should just change her name to Vic.

[username]

Sounds like I struck a nerve....stinky snatch.

You need to stop obsessing over my girl parts, chunky monkey.

[sally]

The lady that works at the Sears here has a beard, it's really fucking weird. No mustache either, just a beard. I don't know if she grows it on purpose or if it's some kind of hormone thing or what.