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Maggot Offline
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01-15-2013, 10:31 AM
Beer statistics say that each person in the U.S. drinks 32.2 gallons of beer a year. My state is at 43 gallons a year putting it at #1. Sally's state is probably #2. What is your state #1 at?
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01-15-2013, 11:13 AM
Well, we are #1 at having the highest gas tax. Plus our senate has just passed a very strict assault weapon ban. Just has to go through the legislature.
So I am sure there will be a run on gun sales.
I do not think I have drunk that much beer in my lifetime.
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01-15-2013, 12:56 PM
We are ranked the #1 "judicious hellhole" by the American Tort Reform Association. I'm so proud. Any backer of a ridiculous bill or frivolous law suit stands a decent chance of succeeding in the Golden State. The land of opportunity and dreams and all...

On the plus side, we've got by far the most vineyards in the US, and Pacific Coast Highway Rte. 1 is consistently ranked at the top of the most beautiful drives in the US by travel writers...
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01-15-2013, 11:37 PM
Well I googled "california ranks number 1" and found this

California ranks number one in the nation for dog bites and dog-related fatalities, and given the rising number of dog bite attacks each year (approximately 4.7 million bites occur nationwide on an annual basis), it's more important than ever to seek experienced counsel if you wish to file a dog bite lawsuit.
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