PISS TEST

[Eat Shit And Die]

They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...

I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.

Shut up ya homo.

[cannongal]

When we were stationed at benning, the SSGT would get an order to choose 15 random people from the unit to go do the test. The SSGT new which solders smoked and who didn't. He'd just 'randomly' pick people that didn't smoke.

There was not one positive test out of the unit for the whole 2 years that we were there.

[Clang McFly]

They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...

I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.

Shut up ya homo.

Have a drink, Boring McBoringson.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Eat Shit And Die]

They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...

I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.

Shut up ya homo.

Have a drink, Boring McBoringson.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

go suckle on mothers teats you sick fat fuck.

[Clang McFly]

They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...

I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.

Shut up ya homo.

Have a drink, Boring McBoringson.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

go suckle on mothers teats you sick fat fuck.

Thats better. I was worried about you. That lame homo insult isn't your style.

[username]

Boring McBoringson.

[Eat Shit And Die]

[Paulistano]

Nope I have never even been asked.

Good job, I suppose.