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(02-01-2013, 12:38 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: It's come down to this?
This thread, and more succinctly, the responses contained within prove to me this internet fad is about over. Why don't you start an interesting and discussion provoking topic?
Agreed the K's do not fall into that cateragory.
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(01-31-2013, 10:54 PM)username Wrote: If my first experience had been with Asian guy, I'd probably be a nun.
It was really that bad, huh?
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(02-01-2013, 12:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: (01-31-2013, 10:54 PM)username Wrote: If my first experience had been with Asian guy, I'd probably be a nun.
It was really that bad, huh?
We dated for quite awhile before he introduced me to his little buddy. Despite an effort worthy of the Sexual Olympics, it just laid there like a boiled shrimp. First and last time I'd encountered that.
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(02-01-2013, 02:32 PM)username Wrote: We dated for quite awhile before he introduced me to his little buddy. Despite an effort worthy of the Sexual Olympics, it just laid there like a boiled shrimp. First and last time I'd encountered that.
What the hell? How does a young man have erectile dysfunction? Usually we're drilling holes in concrete as young men...
Perhaps he was gay?
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(02-01-2013, 04:10 PM)Jimbone Wrote: What the hell? How does a young man have erectile dysfunction? Usually we're drilling holes in concrete as young men...
Perhaps he was gay?
I dunno. I knew of some other girls he had dated though so I guess he was trying for heterosexuality.
I hate to admit it but I ran for the hills after that experience. I stopped taking his calls and stuff. Nice, right?
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(02-01-2013, 04:26 PM)username Wrote: I dunno. I knew of some other girls he had dated though so I guess he was trying for heterosexuality.
I hate to admit it but I ran for the hills after that experience. I stopped taking his calls and stuff. Nice, right?
Were you ugly back then or something? You're quite fetching now, so I would imagine that wasn't the problem.
And you aren't the first to stop taking calls and ignoring someone. It's going on thousands of times as we type. Avoidance is a nice way of sending a message... it's the quieter way of saying 'it's not you, it's me'.
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I think this thread should go back to trash, trashy women or trash talk. But but but I'm hoping for trashy women.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Ain't nobody can talk some shit like we do.
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I hate tattoos. I think they are trashy. Especially when they turn up on Judge Judy with 'Destiny' written above their chest. Studies show that wimen who have tattoos are morw likely to suffer somestic abuse.
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I used to think about getting a small tasteful one but the thought has passed through time, what hasn't is getting a nose piercing. I'd put an itty bitty diamond in it but now I'm probably too old for that kinda shit.
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I like some tats on some women, The new GF has several and I don't care for all of them, but most are nice.
Not a fan of arm tats on women but am a fan of well done tramp stamps
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(07-05-2017, 05:10 PM)BigMark Wrote: I have a pierced labia.
You've just one-upped Clang.
He won't be happy.
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(07-05-2017, 05:10 PM)BigMark Wrote: I have a pierced labia.
Freaky white dude.
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(07-05-2017, 01:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I used to think about getting a small tasteful one but the thought has passed through time, what hasn't is getting a nose piercing. I'd put an itty bitty diamond in it but now I'm probably too old for that kinda shit.
I used to think about getting tattoos but I hate needles. But with all the dental work I've been getting done lately, what with them jabbing needles full of novacaine in my mouth, I've gotten quite comfortable with needles. So maybe someday. Of course, I still think I'd only be able to get one if it was done by my tattoo artist brother who lives in North Carolina, so maybe not.
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(07-05-2017, 05:10 PM)BigMark Wrote: I have a pierced labia.
I have a pierced pancreas, rectum, liver, small intestine, spine, and testicles.
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(07-05-2017, 05:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (07-05-2017, 05:10 PM)BigMark Wrote: I have a pierced labia.
You've just one-upped Clang.
He won't be happy.
Nah, I'm happy. I just six-upped Markina.
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(07-05-2017, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-05-2017, 01:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I used to think about getting a small tasteful one but the thought has passed through time, what hasn't is getting a nose piercing. I'd put an itty bitty diamond in it but now I'm probably too old for that kinda shit.
I used to think about getting tattoos but I hate needles. But with all the dental work I've been getting done lately, what with them jabbing needles full of novacaine in my mouth, I've gotten quite comfortable with needles. So maybe someday. Of course, I still think I'd only be able to get one if it was done by my tattoo artist brother who lives in North Carolina, so maybe not.
Just don't get a tramp stamp, you fucking asshole. Wear all the women's panties you want, but do not do that.
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(07-05-2017, 07:32 PM)sally Wrote: (07-05-2017, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-05-2017, 01:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I used to think about getting a small tasteful one but the thought has passed through time, what hasn't is getting a nose piercing. I'd put an itty bitty diamond in it but now I'm probably too old for that kinda shit.
I used to think about getting tattoos but I hate needles. But with all the dental work I've been getting done lately, what with them jabbing needles full of novacaine in my mouth, I've gotten quite comfortable with needles. So maybe someday. Of course, I still think I'd only be able to get one if it was done by my tattoo artist brother who lives in North Carolina, so maybe not.
Just don't get a tramp stamp, you fucking asshole. Wear all the women's panties you want, but do not do that.
I'm not that much of an ass to get a tramp stamp. If I ever got a tattoo it would be on my shoulders, arms man tits, stomach or legs. Maybe even my face if I got a cool tribal tattoo like Chakotay or Mike Tyson.
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