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(02-08-2013, 12:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Sally my popcorn would kick your ass. It's the best in the world, so shut up.
Don't get me started on my nachos. I rock.
Most importantly, how are you at sammiches? If you mention Vegimite...
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(02-07-2013, 09:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: (02-07-2013, 09:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: (02-07-2013, 09:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: "I spread fiberglass in my sisters bed"
WTF? You mean little bastard.
I'm well. Lots to think about lately. 
I know! Sometimes it takes me 6 weeks to figure out what kind of tomato I'm going to plant, people ask me as I stare out the window what I'm thinking and I say " You just would'nt understand"
Haha!!!
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(02-08-2013, 12:22 PM)thekid65 Wrote: (02-08-2013, 12:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Sally my popcorn would kick your ass. It's the best in the world, so shut up.
Don't get me started on my nachos. I rock.
Most importantly, how are you at sammiches? If you mention Vegimite...
Aussie is great at them, she came up with this new concept to put meat and cheese between the bread. Who would have thought.
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(02-06-2013, 11:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Cracker can kiss my ass.
Fair is fair.
Goodness knows you spent enough time kissing her's (him).
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No no no OBK. I kiss Duchesses ass.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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(02-08-2013, 02:10 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No no no OBK. I kiss Duchesses ass.
I'd love to kiss Duchess Kate's ass.
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(02-08-2013, 02:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (02-08-2013, 02:10 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No no no OBK. I kiss Duchesses ass.
I'd love to kiss Duchess Kate's ass.
She could fart in your face and laugh and you might ask for more.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(02-08-2013, 02:10 PM)ramseycat Wrote: No no no OBK. I kiss Duchesses ass.
OK, there's a visual that'll stick with me for the rest of the day. . .
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(02-08-2013, 02:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: (02-08-2013, 02:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd love to kiss Duchess Kate's ass.
She could fart in your face and laugh and you might ask for more.
Yummy!
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(02-07-2013, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: (02-07-2013, 07:38 PM)Carsman Wrote: YES!
I used to come here every day when Lady Cop was here, now, not so much.
Was it the pictures of my calloused feet? The before and after ones?
No, no, it was those SNAKE pix, (I HATE SNAKES) that scared me away! 
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Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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(02-08-2013, 12:22 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Most importantly, how are you at sammiches? If you mention Vegimite...
Did someone say Vegimite?
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What happened to the Kid? I bring him Vegimite and he disappears. That's gratitude for ya.
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(02-10-2013, 03:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: What happened to the Kid? I bring him Vegimite and he disappears. That's gratitude for ya.
Same thing happens when you throw pussy at men, right?
It's because you are so needy. It makes men want to gnaw their own arm off to get away.
There. I can be helpful, too.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I threw a cat at my brother once, it clung to his face like a fly to a flystrip.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(02-10-2013, 10:07 AM)Cracker Wrote: (02-10-2013, 03:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: What happened to the Kid? I bring him Vegimite and he disappears. That's gratitude for ya.
Same thing happens when you throw pussy at men, right?
It's because you are so needy. It makes men want to gnaw their own arm off to get away.
There. I can be helpful, too.
*groan* it's quite pathetic. yeh yeh whatever you say, you are superior and everyone else in here is stupid, and because you say it, it must be true.
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(02-10-2013, 12:58 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: *groan* it's quite pathetic. yeh yeh whatever you say, you are superior and everyone else in here is stupid, and because you say it, it must be true.
Now I see it differently. I see it as a pathetic middle-aged woman posting a picture when a man mentioned a food product. When the man didn't immediately respond to said picture, the pathetic woman just had to bring it up again and try to draw a compliment. He was here when I posted that so he probably saw it.
Surely I'm not the only one who notices your constant need for attention and approval. Maybe that's your normal.
The other day a guy I walk with sometimes said "I bet you look good naked." I just ignored it. I didn't text him a picture of me naked. We also discuss what we are going to make for dinner sometimes. I don't send him pictures of what I cooked, either. In fact, I've known him for over 15 years and I can honestly say I have never sent him a picture. I don't even show him the pictures on my phone.
So, yeah, maybe it's just me...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Get a life lady. I know it's winter over there but go outside maybe and smell the fresh air. I don't even bother with those long pontifications of yours. My 28 year old boyfriend is sitting next to me right now. I aint desperate lady, not everyone lives in your reality.
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What I notice is that Cracker takes every opportunity to tell us how great she is. Usually in novel form. I guess if you say it enough, you believe it. But maybe it's just me that sees that.
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You mean I don't have a life because I didn't post of a picture of myself with a food product?
I enjoy your ramsey-like reality. Cracks me the fuck up.
Post a picture of your boyfriend. Would lurve to see the looker you caught.
Don't try to say he doesn't want you to post a pic. If he's brave enough to get in-between those thighs, he's brave enough for a picture...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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*snicker* watch this.....
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