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BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF
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#41
05-09-2013, 12:52 AM
(05-08-2013, 10:32 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: The Yanks are not, the spooks however, are...

I was with a group of friends and one just happened to be a Negro.

Big assed woman walks by and the Oreo couldn't help but let out a "Damn!".

One of the white guys asked him why do the brothers like humongous asses . . . be it white or black ass?

He replied: "Guys with small dicks always ask me this."
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05-09-2013, 05:33 AM


I don't get the appeal of a big ass either, getting one is one of my worst nightmares, ranking up there with tornadoes.
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05-09-2013, 09:55 AM
(05-09-2013, 05:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:

. . . getting one is one of my worst nightmares.

Before or after the moustache nightmare?
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05-09-2013, 10:45 AM
(05-09-2013, 05:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't get the appeal of a big ass either, getting one is one of my worst nightmares, ranking up there with tornadoes.

This came through my driveway the other day:

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#45
05-09-2013, 10:45 AM
(05-09-2013, 09:55 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Before or after the moustache nightmare?


Before. I can wax a 'stache.
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05-09-2013, 11:42 AM
(05-09-2013, 10:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Before. I can wax a 'stache.

True, and they look great when finished!

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05-09-2013, 11:44 AM


That would make me very unhappy. 21
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#48
05-09-2013, 11:53 AM
He must have fun putting a shirt on.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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05-09-2013, 11:53 AM
the tornado or the waxed mustache?
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05-09-2013, 12:36 PM


I don't like tornadoes, they frighten me much in the same way the thought of getting a fat ass frightens me. I don't want to grow a 'stache but I don't suppose it would be the end of the world. I don't like screaming, misbehaving children but I really can't stand undeserving people being blessed with them. I'm not crazy about meat but every now & then I get the urge for some. Stupid people should be spayed & neutered so they can't breed. Some days I have no oomph while other days I travel at the speed of sound throughout my day. Today I'm a little crabby & I can't decide if I'm spoiling for a fight or want to be left alone.
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05-09-2013, 12:48 PM
Is there anything else?

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05-09-2013, 01:13 PM
(05-09-2013, 12:36 PM)Duchess Wrote: Today I'm a little crabby & I can't decide if I'm spoiling for a fight or want to be left alone.

Maybe a hug instead?
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05-09-2013, 02:51 PM
(05-09-2013, 01:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(05-09-2013, 12:36 PM)Duchess Wrote: Today I'm a little crabby & I can't decide if I'm spoiling for a fight or want to be left alone.

Maybe a hug instead?

Or a bowl?
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#54
05-09-2013, 02:59 PM
(05-09-2013, 12:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: Is there anything else?


Yes.

When I'm happy I'm happy like a little kid.

When I'm mildly pissed or simply irate I get very quiet.

When I'm seething, angry I lose my shit completely.
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05-09-2013, 03:00 PM
(05-09-2013, 01:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Maybe a hug instead?


No, no kindness when I'm crabby, it'll make me emotional and then I'll cry.
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#56
05-09-2013, 03:01 PM
(05-09-2013, 02:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Or a bowl?


That's a damn fine idea, Ramsey. Cheers! Smiley-rolling-joint
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05-09-2013, 03:33 PM
(05-09-2013, 03:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-09-2013, 02:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Or a bowl?


That's a damn fine idea, Ramsey. Cheers! Smiley-rolling-joint

And then we can go shopping at laugh at people. Lol
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05-09-2013, 07:30 PM


Weed & retail therapy make most things better.
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05-09-2013, 07:45 PM
(05-09-2013, 07:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Weed & retail therapy make most things better.

Agreed.
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05-10-2013, 03:43 AM
(05-09-2013, 12:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: Is there anything else?

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Yes Doctor, Just one more thing....
Now that I am happy with myself....
I want to show you my Joy....
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