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(05-08-2013, 10:32 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: The Yanks are not, the spooks however, are...
I was with a group of friends and one just happened to be a Negro.
Big assed woman walks by and the Oreo couldn't help but let out a "Damn!".
One of the white guys asked him why do the brothers like humongous asses . . . be it white or black ass?
He replied: "Guys with small dicks always ask me this."
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I don't get the appeal of a big ass either, getting one is one of my worst nightmares, ranking up there with tornadoes.
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(05-09-2013, 05:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:
. . . getting one is one of my worst nightmares.
Before or after the moustache nightmare?
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(05-09-2013, 05:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I don't get the appeal of a big ass either, getting one is one of my worst nightmares, ranking up there with tornadoes.
This came through my driveway the other day:
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(05-09-2013, 09:55 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Before or after the moustache nightmare?
Before. I can wax a 'stache.
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(05-09-2013, 10:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Before. I can wax a 'stache.
True, and they look great when finished!
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That would make me very unhappy.
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He must have fun putting a shirt on.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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the tornado or the waxed mustache?
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I don't like tornadoes, they frighten me much in the same way the thought of getting a fat ass frightens me. I don't want to grow a 'stache but I don't suppose it would be the end of the world. I don't like screaming, misbehaving children but I really can't stand undeserving people being blessed with them. I'm not crazy about meat but every now & then I get the urge for some. Stupid people should be spayed & neutered so they can't breed. Some days I have no oomph while other days I travel at the speed of sound throughout my day. Today I'm a little crabby & I can't decide if I'm spoiling for a fight or want to be left alone.
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Is there anything else?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(05-09-2013, 12:36 PM)Duchess Wrote: Today I'm a little crabby & I can't decide if I'm spoiling for a fight or want to be left alone.
Maybe a hug instead?
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(05-09-2013, 01:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: (05-09-2013, 12:36 PM)Duchess Wrote: Today I'm a little crabby & I can't decide if I'm spoiling for a fight or want to be left alone.
Maybe a hug instead?
Or a bowl?
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(05-09-2013, 12:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: Is there anything else?
Yes.
When I'm happy I'm happy like a little kid.
When I'm mildly pissed or simply irate I get very quiet.
When I'm seething, angry I lose my shit completely.
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(05-09-2013, 01:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Maybe a hug instead?
No, no kindness when I'm crabby, it'll make me emotional and then I'll cry.
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(05-09-2013, 02:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Or a bowl?
That's a damn fine idea, Ramsey. Cheers!
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(05-09-2013, 03:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: (05-09-2013, 02:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Or a bowl?
That's a damn fine idea, Ramsey. Cheers!
And then we can go shopping at laugh at people. Lol
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Weed & retail therapy make most things better.
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(05-09-2013, 07:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Weed & retail therapy make most things better.
Agreed.
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(05-09-2013, 12:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: Is there anything else?
Yes Doctor, Just one more thing....
Now that I am happy with myself....
I want to show you my Joy....
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