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I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE
#1


...but I won't.

I'm supposed to be on my way to the Poconos right now but I'm stuck here with you.

C'mere and let me bother you.
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#2
Not if you're gonna be like that im not chopped liver so go fuck yourself.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#3


I don't think you're chopped liver, honey. I don't like liver. Yuk.
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#4
Hmmmmm.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#5
Ah the Poconos... know it well.

Were you supposed to spend some time in a heart shaped tub perhaps?

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Or maybe a champagne tower?

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#6
(02-15-2013, 11:51 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Were you supposed to spend some time in a heart shaped tub perhaps?


Good gawd no!

...and besides, I don't think my girlfriends would be into that anyway.
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#7
lezzing out.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#8


Nah, I wouldn't have to go out of town to do that if that's what interested us.
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#9
You're lezzing out.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#10
Nah, she was either going to gamble or ski lodge it for a weekend.
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#11
Why can't you go?
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#12
They have cameras in the bathroom.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#13
(02-15-2013, 01:05 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why can't you go?


My boss asked me to do something for her, she had a previous commitment & I choose not to tell her I had other plans. She wouldn't have asked had she known.
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#14
You're are so selfless i will dream of you for 48 hours tonight now.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#15


How dare you call me selfless. 16
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#16
Duchess is not selfless. Her boss signs the pay check.
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#17


Precisely.
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#18
Ramsey take your tongue out of her asshole for 30 seconds, breath and then fuck off.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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(02-15-2013, 01:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Precisely.

Selfish bitch. I need a new coach bag. Get me one.
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(02-15-2013, 01:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ramsey take your tongue out of her asshole for 30 seconds, breath and then fuck off.

Why? Cuz that's where your tongue wants to be?
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