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I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE
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#1
02-15-2013, 08:54 AM


...but I won't.

I'm supposed to be on my way to the Poconos right now but I'm stuck here with you.

C'mere and let me bother you.
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02-15-2013, 08:58 AM
Not if you're gonna be like that im not chopped liver so go fuck yourself.
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02-15-2013, 09:04 AM


I don't think you're chopped liver, honey. I don't like liver. Yuk.
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02-15-2013, 09:57 AM
Hmmmmm.
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02-15-2013, 11:51 AM
Ah the Poconos... know it well.

Were you supposed to spend some time in a heart shaped tub perhaps?

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Or maybe a champagne tower?

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02-15-2013, 11:56 AM
(02-15-2013, 11:51 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Were you supposed to spend some time in a heart shaped tub perhaps?


Good gawd no!

...and besides, I don't think my girlfriends would be into that anyway.
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#7
02-15-2013, 12:03 PM
lezzing out.
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02-15-2013, 12:06 PM


Nah, I wouldn't have to go out of town to do that if that's what interested us.
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02-15-2013, 12:12 PM
You're lezzing out.
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02-15-2013, 12:24 PM
Nah, she was either going to gamble or ski lodge it for a weekend.
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02-15-2013, 01:05 PM
Why can't you go?
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02-15-2013, 01:16 PM
They have cameras in the bathroom.
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02-15-2013, 01:29 PM
(02-15-2013, 01:05 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why can't you go?


My boss asked me to do something for her, she had a previous commitment & I choose not to tell her I had other plans. She wouldn't have asked had she known.
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02-15-2013, 01:43 PM
You're are so selfless i will dream of you for 48 hours tonight now.
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02-15-2013, 01:46 PM


How dare you call me selfless. 16
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02-15-2013, 01:48 PM
Duchess is not selfless. Her boss signs the pay check.
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02-15-2013, 01:49 PM


Precisely.
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02-15-2013, 01:54 PM
Ramsey take your tongue out of her asshole for 30 seconds, breath and then fuck off.
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02-15-2013, 02:13 PM
(02-15-2013, 01:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Precisely.

Selfish bitch. I need a new coach bag. Get me one.
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02-15-2013, 02:14 PM
(02-15-2013, 01:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ramsey take your tongue out of her asshole for 30 seconds, breath and then fuck off.

Why? Cuz that's where your tongue wants to be?
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