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asteroid is 15 min away
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02-15-2013, 03:28 PM
From being closer to the earth than a satelite is, will the earths gravitational force affect it? Have you made peace with your fellow man? Is there enough water in the dog dish? Hmmm well are you ready punks?
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02-15-2013, 04:02 PM
And there it goes...Smiley_emoticons_slash

I heard Russia got clobbered by the sonic boom of a meteor though.
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02-15-2013, 04:11 PM
I am not ready.

Just got a call from the bank that my office manager left the company card in the ATM machine when making the weekly deposits today. Arghh. Now, I have to go into the bank, on a Friday afternoon, and get a temporary card while they process a new card. Just in case I live trough the asteroid crash, I'll need that damn card!!! Whine, whine, whine..

Maybe I told you this one before. Anytime anything SciFi-related comes up it reminds me of one my dad's corny jokes which makes me laugh. He was a semi-Trekkie (no conventions or costumes or anything, just a big fan of the show and the movies).

Anyway,

Q: what do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

A: they both circle Uranus looking for cling-ons.

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02-15-2013, 04:20 PM


No, I'm not ready but it's a good excuse to get out of cooking this weekend.
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02-15-2013, 04:31 PM
News is reporting that 1,000 Russians were injured in the meteor crash - huge one.

This made me laugh:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky, the nationalist leader noted for vehement statements, said "It's not meteors falling, it's the test of a new weapon by the Americans," the RIA Novosti news agency reported.

The Russian's intel is one step ahead of everyone these days. Earlier this week, their Olympic coach figured out that the Olympic Committee removed wrestling from the agenda as part of a gay conspiracy to take over the world by ridding it of all things masculine; the end of the human race is near. Now, this Russian politician is on to America's scheme to covertly develop and send meteor-like weapons crashing into the earth.
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02-15-2013, 05:21 PM
I would have thought it landed on your head with a joke like that buttercup.
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02-15-2013, 06:55 PM
(02-15-2013, 05:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would have thought it landed on your head with a joke like that buttercup.

I know. Goofy-headed for sure, but I can't blame mother nature. I blame my dad; I thought almost all of his jokes and sayings were funny. Next time a mega meteor crashes to earth, I'll share some of the even cornier ones. Till then, you're probably safe. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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02-15-2013, 07:21 PM
As a nostalgia freak myself I laughed, but not because it was funny but because its the oldest joke in the book and you had the gonads to type it.
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02-15-2013, 07:53 PM
(02-15-2013, 04:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:

No, I'm not ready but it's a good excuse to get out of cooking this weekend.

Lol like you cook.
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02-15-2013, 08:05 PM
^lolocow^
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02-18-2013, 01:23 PM
(02-15-2013, 05:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would have thought it landed on your head with a joke like that buttercup.

If it had, I coulda been rich!

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(The meteor crash) also started a "meteorite rush" around the industrial city of Chelyabinsk, 950 miles east of Moscow, where groups of people have started combing through the snow and ice. One amateur space enthusiast estimated chunks could be worth up to $2,200 per gram — more than 40 times the current cost of gold.

http://news.msn.com/world/meteorite-rush...ce-of-gold


Panning for gold... Sifting for meteorite...

Future national security collateral: the trillion dollar meteorite coin?

Of course, I wouldn't normally invest on the word of an "amateur space enthusiast", but if that's a reliable enough source for MSN, what could go wrong?... Smiley_emoticons_wink
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