This place is quiet today.

[Cracker]

Chickenshit.

Serious hit to your credibility. Not really, you sucked already, just giving you the chance to dazzle me.

I went head to head with him about religion once. He felt I made a few good points so he went to the Bishop and asked him some of my question. Apparently, questioning the Catholic church is not a good thing. His career stalled, but despite that he and I became good friends.

The whole thing is just ridiculous. Makes me laugh out loud. The 13-year-old's happy ending is the best part.

[Tasmanian]

Seems you need some attention Cracker. There was life before google. It also was a question about a Catholic tradition that he couldn't answer why they followed or where it's origins came from. Anything beyond that is prying into my privacy. You have issues with boundaries, don't you young one?

As for dazzling you, I really have no interest in doing so. You bragged about how people PM you to poke the cows, because of your wit and humor. I am still waiting to see it.

Seriously, are you that stupid that you don't understand that if I ignore you I find you boring.

Now inspire me or stop whining for my attention.

[Cracker]

I already used that gambit today. You need your own stuff. You can't pretend to ignore me then comment on everything I say. Doesn't work any better than your made-up story.

Are you saying a Catholic priest who attended seminary couldn't answer questions about his own faith? Bullshit. You weren't specific. Throw it out there and see if Cracks can answer it. I think maybe I can. I think any idiot who had Western Civ can. That religion and its specific origins and traditions changed the world.

I think ramsey could answer your questions. She did the Catholic college thing. Give her a try...

Your privacy? hahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's a new one. You told the fucked up story to begin with. The priesthood isn't a career, it is a calling. Your entire story is crazy as fuck. And you can't back it up with fact. You remember the story, you just don't remember the fatal questions that stumped a priest and angered a bishop?

Just say you embellished...

[Tasmanian]

I'm saying that was 15 years ago and I really don't care what you think.

You came out bragging about you being a great troll. Yet you use the same old lines I've read a dozen times before. Then you write me an essay. You bore me.

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it?

[username]

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I was bored and googled the priest.

[Maggot]

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I was bored and googled the priest.

..........and so it was..........

[Cracker]

I'm saying that was 15 years ago and I really don't care what you think.

You came out bragging about you being a great troll. Yet you use the same old lines I've read a dozen times before. Then you write me an essay. You bore me.

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it?

Translation:

I'm sticking with the lie. Because if I really found the Catholic Holy Grail, the true unanswerable question, I would maybe remember it.

[Duchess]

God is in my home office.

[Tasmanian]

I'm saying that was 15 years ago and I really don't care what you think.

You came out bragging about you being a great troll. Yet you use the same old lines I've read a dozen times before. Then you write me an essay. You bore me.

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it?

Translation:

I'm sticking with the lie. Because if I really found the Catholic Holy Grail, the true unanswerable question, I would maybe remember it.

Call it a lie of you want, but it's a true story.

I cannot answer why he did not know the answer to the question I asked. As for google, this was before the internet was available as it is today.

Translation google didn't really exist at the time and the priest was older than me.

If I was going to make up a lie to be more interesting I would have done a better job of creating a story. No need to insult my intelligence by saying that is the best lie I could create.

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[Tasmanian]

God is in my home office.

Please tell him hello for me and sorry I haven't talked to him in awhile.

[Donovan]

God works in the electrical section of my Home Depot and he said trying to make sense of organized religion is like a child asking why grass is purple.

[Duchess]

Please tell him hello for me and sorry I haven't talked to him in awhile.

'K!

He's also in my car. I say, God, look at all these stupid fuckers on the road.