ON THE GRILL

[sally]

What the fuck part of "with time" don't you understand, Ramsey? Eventually he's going to need to find a woman for company, and she might like a glass of wine with dinner.

[crash]

In Ramsey world, he'd have too find to women too set a place for when he gets two lonely.

[Cracker]

Two funny.

Why is your salad like that? And why are your fries on a different plate?

I'm thinking alcohol isn't your only problem.

Alkies can't have wine. Pretty much forever, I think. It will always be excess carbs and and nicotine for him.

[ramseycat]

What the fuck part of "with time" don't you understand, Ramsey? Eventually he's going to need to find a woman for company, and she might like a glass of wine with dinner.

Nice save Sally.

[sally]

Why is your salad like that?

Yeah, would it have killed you to add a tomato and maybe some crutons just for the picture's sake? Maybe some gorgonzola?

[crash]

It's a blokes feed ffs..what he likes on a plate. Not some pretentiously presented bullshit for a photo.

It has bacon. Win.

[Cracker]

Who separates every component like that? I hate to tell him, but it all goes to the same place...

And it isn't "on a plate." It's on three plates. Humans don't need that much food. And I'm suprised he doesn't have a fourth for the mushrooms.

Let's just say it: He's an anal prick. And you people are enablers.

Never eat anything bigger than your head in one sitting.

[crash]

You were both referring to the salad. It's on a plate. And if it all goes to the same place, why bother mixing it?

Oh, because that's the way everyone else does it...pfft!

[Cracker]

He put the ingredients on there like that on purpose. He didn't chop and tip the cutting board into the bowl like normal people do. Who does that shit unless it is a big Cobb salad?

It isn't supposed to touch. I think that means he sucks in bed.

[thekid65]

What the fuck part of "with time" don't you understand, Ramsey? Eventually he's going to need to find a woman for company, and she might like a glass of wine with dinner.

Pfffft. Like it bothers me to see someone else drink. The other place setting? Would that mean I have to have a conversation while I'm stuffing my pie hole? Fuck that.

[quote='Cracker' pid='309536' dateline='1362279733']
Why is your salad like that?

It's the way I like it.

Yeah, would it have killed you to add a tomato and maybe some crutons just for the picture's sake? Maybe some gorgonzola?

It's a spinach salad, with honey dijon dressing dumbass. Tomatoes and cheese have no place on them. Croutons, perhaps.

It's a blokes feed ffs..what he likes on a plate. Not some pretentiously presented bullshit for a photo.

It has bacon. Win.

Somebody "gets it".

Who separates every component like that? I hate to tell him, but it all goes to the same place...

And it isn't "on a plate." It's on three plates. Humans don't need that much food. And I'm suprised he doesn't have a fourth for the mushrooms.

Let's just say it: He's an anal prick. And you people are enablers.

Never eat anything bigger than your head in one sitting.

Perhaps you're used to a dry, over cooked steak. Me? When I make them, the whole plate fills with the juices of a perfectly done med-rare piece of meat. Fries would soak up the meat juice and get soggy, not crispy. I don't like that. Add to that I like to have plenty of room to cut my steak w/o knocking the fries off. The mushrooms are eaten with the steak, not as a side item.

If that makes me an "anal prick" than so be it.

Any time you want to present pictures of your cooking skills/dinner settings, I'd love to see. I can understand if you're hesitant though. No worries, I'm sure any mud from the sty that happens to get on the camera lens will easily clean off.

I get the impression you've settled for mediocrity all of your life, Cracker. Kinda sad.

[Duchess]

I like that everything is separate. I think I might want to heave if all that blood & stuff ran into my salad.

Impressed is too strong of a word for this but for lack of a better one - I'm impressed that used used a placemat.

[aussiefriend]

What happened to Kids love of sammiches? Why didn't he make a steak sammich?

[thekid65]

I like that everything is separate. I think I might want to heave if all that blood & stuff ran into my salad.

Impressed is too strong of a word for this but for lack of a better one - I'm impressed that used used a placemat.

Of course everything is separate. Like I mentioned earlier, you have to forgive Cracker, she's used to everything being thrown in a bucket and tossed over the fence.

I always use a place mat, sweetheart.

What happened to Kids love of sammiches? Why didn't he make a steak sammich?

When it comes to sammiches, the meat has gotta be sliced paper thin. T-bones are not suited for such.

[Duchess]

I have a new panini grill.

[aussiefriend]

I thought your meal looked just fine Kid. Thank you for sharing. The loud critics do not contribute here yet tear down others when they do.

[thekid65]

I have a new panini grill.

OOOOOOooooo....Can I be your BFF?

I thought your meal looked just fine Kid. Thank you for sharing. The loud critics do not contribute here yet tear down others when they do.

Meh, the only person that "tears me down" is me. Most others are irrelevant.

[ramseycat]

I thought your meal looked just fine Kid. Thank you for sharing. The loud critics do not contribute here yet tear down others when they do.

Agreed.

3...2...1...here comes The Cracked Posse to say if course the cows agree blah blah blah.

[HairOfTheDog]

Pfffft. Like it bothers me to see someone else drink. The other place setting? Would that mean I have to have a conversation while I'm stuffing my pie hole? Fuck that.

That meal looked really good and made me hungry (don't like mushrooms, but they slide right on over to the side easily).

If you still had some steak, eggs and potatoes, I'd come over in a heartbeat for a medium T-bone, 2 eggs over-easy, and some hashed browns, if I was nearby (and had some mace in my purse, standard safety measure - no offense). 3 plates preferred. I wouldn't talk. I'd just stuff my piehole and be gone. I don't hate to eat and run. No need for alcohol, I could grab a Bloody Mary later.

You could brown bag a sammich for me to take home for dinner too. Thanks.

[thekid65]

As long as you put out, deal.

[Duchess]

I guess I'm out - all I wanted to do was spend 5 months talkin' football.