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Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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Ha! I thought of Maggot as soon as I saw that. It reminded me of LC raggin' on him.
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Damn, you're up early/late.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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I've been up for a couple hours. I had a bad dream & couldn't get back to sleep.
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Normally it's just me and the dust bunnies in here at this time. You do need to have a word with Cracker about that (dust bunnies). Clearly she's not doing an adequate job.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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She's crabby, I don't want to tell her she missed a spot, she'll get crabbier.
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(03-09-2013, 06:14 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Normally it's just me and the dust bunnies in here at this time. You do need to have a word with Cracker about that (dust bunnies). Clearly she's not doing an adequate job.
Maybe you should worry about yourself and your sudden interest in men's buttcracks. We know you really wanted to toss that salad.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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The shirt's funny. And, removable.
This creative crack accessory is permanently derp.
Why?
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(03-09-2013, 05:51 AM)thekid65 Wrote:
......Thats freaking great!!!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Why is it called tossing a salad anyway? It looks more like roasting a beef.
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(03-09-2013, 01:40 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The shirt's funny. And, removable.
This creative crack accessory is permanently derp.
Why?
Those tramp stamps are everywhere!
.........Knocking on your back door.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-10-2013, 11:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: Those tramp stamps are everywhere!
There's a reason they're called that.