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HEY JEW!
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#61
03-26-2013, 10:23 PM
(03-26-2013, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: Jew must be a Palestinian.

Sorry, that's the best I got.

It was good. Yarmulke matzah better joke than my foreskin bit.

Part of my family is Jewish. Their traditions and holidays are interesting, but I don't know all that much about their beliefs actually.

I do know that their fath israel deep.
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#62
03-27-2013, 09:46 AM
(03-26-2013, 10:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I do know that their fath israel deep.

It depends on what your definition of Iz, is.

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#63
03-27-2013, 10:45 AM
I should passover this thread.
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03-27-2013, 10:52 AM
I understand the JDL has launched a formal protest (schmear campaign).

My guess: It's gonna get shut down.

Is that the sound of lox and chains I hear?
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03-27-2013, 11:07 AM
(03-27-2013, 10:45 AM)Maggot Wrote: I should passover this thread.

(03-27-2013, 10:52 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I understand the JDL has launched a formal protest (schmear campaign).

My guess: It's gonna get shut down.

Is that the sound of lox and chains I hear?

Smiley_emoticons_smile Jew guys think fast. Sometimes it's hard to kippah up with Jew.

I heard something about JDL insisting we immediately cease these shenanigans.

But, the command was issued in Yiddish, so not sure exactly what the commandmeant.
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#66
03-27-2013, 03:59 PM
Yiddish it out, but Jew can't take it back!
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#67
03-27-2013, 04:25 PM
(03-27-2013, 03:59 PM)crash Wrote: Yiddish it out, but Jew can't take it back!

hah

Yarmulke me laugh with that one.

"Jew can't take it back"; always good to remember before tossing something out into cyberspace.

In fact, I just jotted another mock down for Jew, but it was so bad that I Torah it up.
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#68
03-27-2013, 04:32 PM


I love what you all have done with this thread. Mock gold! Respect-applause
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03-27-2013, 05:49 PM
^ As a Duchess, you should probably get beJeweled?

After the adornment, we can party like rachtzahs!
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03-31-2013, 10:40 AM
(03-27-2013, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ As a Duchess, you should probably get beJeweled?

After the adornment, we can party like rachtzahs!


I went looking for a bejeweled vajayjay but got sidetracked by something else. Were you aware that there are booger vajayjays? According to the Urban Dictionary they occur when a guy picks his nose, fingers a girl and leaves his boogers in her vajayjay. Gawdfuckingdamn.
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03-31-2013, 12:14 PM
That is just foul.
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03-31-2013, 05:09 PM
(03-31-2013, 10:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-27-2013, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ As a Duchess, you should probably get beJeweled?

After the adornment, we can party like rachtzahs!


I went looking for a bejeweled vajayjay but got sidetracked by something else. Were you aware that there are booger vajayjays? According to the Urban Dictionary they occur when a guy picks his nose, fingers a girl and leaves his boogers in her vajayjay. Gawdfuckingdamn.

Actually, I had a more traditional Duchess beJeweling in mind when I posted that comment.

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No, hadn't heard of booger vajayjays. It snot for me. Who nose why anyone would engage in such a dispickable act...
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03-31-2013, 05:28 PM
(03-31-2013, 05:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Actually, I had a more traditional Duchess beJeweling in mind when I posted that comment.


...because you're lovely like that. When I googled bejeweled Duchess I got this -

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