100 NOSY QUESTIONS

[ramseycat]

In just as asshole . . .

Sums it up.

Now hurry, Ramsey . . . blame your phone and edit your post!

Nope. I said in an asshole. I will add in Mock.

Fuck you.

[sally]

Actually asshole was the wrong word, it's dingbat.

[BlueTiki]

Nope. I said in an asshole.

Sure you did, princess!

Just not in this thread.

[ramseycat]

Nope. I said in an asshole.

Sure you did, princess!

Just not in this thread.

Don't be a hater cuz I'm a princess.

[BlueTiki]

So fuck you.

Oh and fuck you.

Fuck you.

Yes . . . you take criticism well.

I'd worry less about Cracker's alleged anger and focus on your own seething undercurrent of bitterness.

And here's a little something to help you pull-off a "fuck you" without sounding like a middle-aged teenager.

[ramseycat]

Tiki is a hater.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think you literally need a start-over, rams.

Three Nosy Questions that I picked for you:

1. Do you snore?
2. What adjective best describes your nose?
3. What's your favorite scent?

Focus.

[Jimbone]

I think you literally need a start-over, rams.

Three Nosy Questions that I picked for you:

1. Do you snore?
2. What adjective best describes your nose?
3. What's your favor scent?

I'll answer for her:

1. Like a buzz saw. The guys really love that.

2. Cavernous.

3. Incense, because it helps me forget my kid is becoming a pothead.

[BlueTiki]

No worries, Ramsey . . . I've got you covered:

1. Do you snore? I don't like Cracker.
2. What adjective best describes your nose? Yes.
3. What's your favorite scent? It depends on how loud the radio is playing.

[ramseycat]

No worries, Ramsey . . . I've got you covered:

1. Do you snore? I don't like Cracker.
2. What adjective best describes your nose? Yes.
3. What's your favorite scent? It depends on how loud the radio is playing.

2 out of 3 isn't bad but no prize.

Speaking of snoring....Scoobie is laying on my bed snoring like an old man.

[Jimbone]

2 out of 3 isn't bad but no prize.

Speaking of snoring....Scoobie is laying on my bed snoring like an old man.

How nice that you are still in bed at the crack of noon. Also nice that you are relating your dogs snoring to a man.

Might be time for some reassessment in RamseyWorld.

[ramseycat]

2 out of 3 isn't bad but no prize.

Speaking of snoring....Scoobie is laying on my bed snoring like an old man.

How nice that you are still in bed at the crack of noon. Also nice that you are relating your dogs snoring to a man.

Might be time for some reassessment in RamseyWorld.

I'm not IN bed. Scoobie is sleeping ON my bed. And at this point I'd rather have Scoobs snoring than an old mans.

[HairOfTheDog]

No worries, Ramsey . . . I've got you covered:

1. Do you snore? I don't like Cracker.
2. What adjective best describes your nose? Yes.
3. What's your favorite scent? It depends on how loud the radio is playing.

2 out of 3 isn't bad but no prize.

Speaking of snoring....Scoobie is laying on my bed snoring like an old man.

I don't know how you manage to pass all of those Cosmo and Glamour quizzes that you take, rams. I didn't think they allowed for change-ups and write-ins.

You make up you own answer key and grading scale too, don't ya?

[ramseycat]

Of course I do HOTD. My house. My rules.

[HairOfTheDog]

Of course I do HOTD. My house. My rules.

I see.

So long as you're not home-schooling and don't attempt to pass on your test-taking strategies to the boys in prep for SATs...

Wait... I know you believe in Karma, but you don't practice voodoo, right?

[Clang McFly]

I can just imagine Ramsey and her boytoy having sex.

BT: Should I wear a condom?
Ramsey: Depends.
(BT leaves and comes back wearing Depends)
BT: Should we use sextoys?
Ramsey: POTATO!
(BT freaks out and runs for his life)

[username]

Ha!!!