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THE WEEKEND STARTS NOW!
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04-12-2013, 08:21 AM


I do hereby decree Fridays in the Kingdom Of Mock are the beginning of the weekend. Go forth & create havoc, discord and general assholiness.

Have you slapped a tard today?
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04-12-2013, 08:47 AM
(04-12-2013, 08:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I do hereby decree Fridays in the Kingdom Of Mock are the beginning of the weekend. Go forth & create havoc, discord and general assholiness.

Have you slapped a tard today?

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04-12-2013, 08:50 AM


Smiley-rolling-joint Puff Puff Pass

I have no agenda today. Yabba Dabba Do.
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04-12-2013, 09:56 AM
I am smacking down tards as I type, dumbassed fuckers never listen.
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04-12-2013, 09:58 AM


That's wonderful to read! Good job!
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04-12-2013, 10:12 AM
Carlton?
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04-12-2013, 10:15 AM


*shakes ass*
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04-12-2013, 01:20 PM
No relaxing weekend for me. Need to start getting the house/yard cleaned and do food shopping. Have a fellow priesthood discerner coming up to visit next Friday/Saturday. SO MUCH TO DO!106
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04-12-2013, 09:07 PM
My kids grandfather died today, I've been running around like a maniac trying to arrange my schedule getting them to where he lived and trying to decipher what their drunk father is saying on the phone and getting them clothes. This weekend will be no fun around here.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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04-12-2013, 09:51 PM
What an exciting life.........Thank you for that glimpse into your world. Hibye
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04-12-2013, 11:04 PM
Heh...it's really not that interesting. Just a little crazy right now.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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04-13-2013, 08:41 AM
I have to slap tards everyday, so I generally to refrain on the weekends
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04-13-2013, 08:43 AM
(04-13-2013, 08:41 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I have to slap tards everyday, so I generally to refrain on the weekends

You have a great life!
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04-13-2013, 08:48 AM
(04-12-2013, 08:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I do hereby decree Fridays in the Kingdom Of Mock are the beginning of the weekend.

Apparently you attended the "Golf Course School of Weekend Determination"

Asshats charge weekend prices on Fridays.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-13-2013, 09:05 AM
(04-13-2013, 08:48 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Apparently you attended the "Golf Course School of Weekend Determination"


Noooo...I think the owners of the gas stations in town did though because they do the same thing. Up on Fridays, back down on Mondays.
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04-13-2013, 09:12 AM
What are ya'll paying per gallon these days? Think its somewhere around $3.45 here.
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04-13-2013, 09:14 AM
My diesel is costing about $4/gal
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04-13-2013, 09:17 AM
Remember the days when diesel was about 50ยข cheaper than unleaded? WTF happened?
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04-13-2013, 09:17 AM
$3.67 here.
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04-13-2013, 09:18 AM
$3.45 for ethenol and $3.86 for diesel.
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