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Fascinate
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The teacher asked the students to think of a sentence that used the word fascinate in it. The next day she asked Jackboots to use the word in a sentence Jackboots says "a squirell was outside yesterday and he was eating a nut and I was fascinated by the whole thing" The saintly teacher says "No sweety that does not use fascinate" please take your seat and put your hands where I can see them.

Sinister was in the back flapping her hands up and down almost flying away and the teacher says "OK Sinister use the word in a sentence" Sinister says :Well today on the way to school a big motorcycle drove by and made the ground rumble it was fascinating" The saintly teacher say no Sin that does not use fascinate. Please sit down and stop waving your arms.

Middle finger was in the back row leaning up against the coats in the coat-rack almost falling asleep and the teacher says "M.F. WAKE UP!.... Now use the word in a sentence please" He thinks a bit and says "Well last night the whole family was eating some meatballs and spagetti and my brothers girlfreind had 10 buttons on her blouse but could only fascinate because her tits wereso big!"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
crazy people who live in new england FASCINATE me, and when they visit me the squirrels will eat them because they are NUTS! ::nuts::

in fact, i will stake you out under the feeders and spread peanut butter all over you. Smiley_emoticons_razz

















































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#3
jackboots Wrote:crazy people who live in new england FASCINATE me, and when they visit me the squirrels will eat them because they are NUTS! ::nuts::

in fact, i will stake you out under the feeders and spread peanut butter all over you. Smiley_emoticons_razz
Watching which will FASCINATE me. ::thumbs::
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i'll take pictures! ::bigg::

















































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#5
jackboots Wrote:crazy people who live in new england FASCINATE me, and when they visit me the squirrels will eat them because they are NUTS! ::nuts::

in fact, i will stake you out under the feeders and spread peanut butter all over you. Smiley_emoticons_razz
Wow Jackboots how much of your secreted drugs evidence stash did you snort before you tried to post here today? Very fucking ordinary huh?
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jackboots Wrote:crazy people who live in new england FASCINATE me, and when they visit me the squirrels will eat them because they are NUTS! ::nuts::

in fact, i will stake you out under the feeders and spread peanut butter all over you. Smiley_emoticons_razz

That got a vote because it made me laugh out loud.

::aww::sorry you didn't get it Fry Guy.....
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#7
Oh I "got it" it was just piss poor.
I also get how someone special like you would laugh out loud over a "clever" play with words like this. I never accused you of being smart.In fact I have made every effort to point out to you the lack of said smarts in you Antagonist.
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#8
Oh your words sting me so!
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#9
They do? Excellent! I was just explaining it not trying to mock either. You are supposed to be a Cannibalising, hardcore, antagonising and humiliating persona too.
Well you got the humiliating part right. You humiliate yourself every post.
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