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GET THE HELL UP
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04-14-2013, 06:46 AM


You're wasting time & your life by lollygagging in bed all morning.

I found a dead deer yesterday while riding. I'm very surprised I didn't smell it decomposing, my horse did and it made him prance sideways. Its head was flat and the legs were still covered in hair and attached but its rib cage had been picked clean.
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04-14-2013, 07:35 AM
What a morbid tale, did you eat what was left.
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04-14-2013, 07:40 AM


Noooo...and what I described I saw in the split second before I averted my eyes. Strangely enough it didn't bother me in the way it bothers me to see them dead along side the road.
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04-14-2013, 07:55 AM
You should have force fed it to your horse.
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04-14-2013, 07:56 AM
Fuck off Bitch. I was here this am while you were dreaming of gagging on my cock.

(attempting to get a vote for the biggest asshole)
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-14-2013, 08:03 AM


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04-14-2013, 08:12 AM


This is just an observation but I think Clang was going to bed when I was getting up.
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04-14-2013, 09:29 AM
I was not sleeping. 46
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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04-14-2013, 09:45 AM
(04-14-2013, 08:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:

garglegarglegarglegargle

Edited for accuracy.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-14-2013, 10:02 AM
(04-14-2013, 09:45 AM)thekid65 Wrote:
(04-14-2013, 08:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:

garglegarglegarglegargle

Edited for accuracy.

Lots of gargling required afterwards, huh?

Ah well, at least you know your own shortcomings.

It might be hard to swallow for some, but you seem to just accept that not everyone has great taste.

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04-14-2013, 10:31 AM
(04-14-2013, 07:56 AM)thekid65 Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest asshole)

(04-14-2013, 10:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest bitch)


Awesome Members & I'm lucky to have you. Don't let that go to your head.

...now where is that cutie pie Sally, god knows she's in the running. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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04-14-2013, 10:51 AM
(04-14-2013, 10:31 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-14-2013, 07:56 AM)thekid65 Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest asshole)

(04-14-2013, 10:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest bitch)

...now where is that cutie pie Sally, god knows she's in the running. Smiley_emoticons_wink

Smiley_emoticons_smile IIRC, sally was the first and only winner of Mock's Biggest Dick award.

I think she even got to babysit one of Dick's dogs for a couple of days as her prize.
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04-14-2013, 10:55 AM
Oh the spoils of war...
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04-14-2013, 11:56 AM
Is there any hair pulling?
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04-14-2013, 12:01 PM
[quoteMaggot] wrote: Is there any hair pulling? [/quote]

I bet Kid's a hair puller. Just a guess.
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04-14-2013, 12:59 PM
(04-14-2013, 11:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: Is there any hair pulling?

Only yours.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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04-14-2013, 01:52 PM
(04-14-2013, 08:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

This is just an observation but I think Clang was going to bed when I was getting up.

Its possible. Between food shopping, internet, and watching Doctor Who, Orphan Black and SNL I didn't get to bed until about 4:30AM this morning. Just back from Mass and then ate my lunch or I would've online sooner.
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#18
04-14-2013, 07:26 PM
I slept in til noon today! Good grief I was probably 13 the last time that happened.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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