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(05-01-2013, 04:37 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Damnit woman, you hacked my computer and broke into my porn stash, didnt you!
Well.....
Tips and tricks picked up from the Arias trial.
At least I posted the most normal and attractive in your photo collection. Wouldn't want to de-edify you publicly or anything.
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(05-01-2013, 02:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: At least I posted the most normal and attractive in your photo collection. Wouldn't want to de-edify you publicly or anything.
Excellent, I appreciate you not posting the self nudes you sent me.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(05-01-2013, 06:40 PM)thekid65 Wrote: (05-01-2013, 02:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: At least I posted the most normal and attractive in your photo collection. Wouldn't want to de-edify you publicly or anything.
Excellent, I appreciate you not posting the self nudes you sent me.
You're welcome. I wouldn't do that to the rest of the membership.
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Please
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(05-01-2013, 07:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Please
I like my body alright, but have never been interested in self nudes or making a sex tape or anything like that. I like looking at other people more than I like looking at myself or having other people look at me.
I did stay at a motel once that had mirrors on the ceiling and side walls. It was during a road trip with someone who I really liked in every way. Incredibly hot and fun time. That was probably one my best sexual experiences so far.
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(05-01-2013, 09:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I like my body alright, but have never been interested in self nudes or making a sex tape or anything like that. I like looking at other people more than I like looking at myself or having other people look at me.
I was teasing. Had I thought you really would I wouldn't have asked. I tend to think less of women who put their shit out there for God and everyone to see. I wouldn't do it, I'm way more critical of myself than anyone else could be.
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(05-02-2013, 05:39 AM)Duchess Wrote: I was teasing.
Oops, disregard that PM that I just sent you then.
I knew you were kidding. It just made me think about the question posed in the OP and reminded me of that motel stop.
Sometimes I'm too literal.
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(05-02-2013, 10:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oops, disregard that PM that I just sent you then.
Ooo la la.
Eat your heart out, Mr. Bone.
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(05-02-2013, 10:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Ooo la la.
Eat your heart out, Mr. Bone.
I'm over it.
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Are you crabby, because I read that in a terse tone.
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I can say, I have had some good sex. To me, good sex is not some bitch that will just lay there and take it. I am turned on my the enthusiasm which in turn turns her on. My motto, girl ALWAYS gets off first. That is perfect security that there is never anything foul to say about my sexual joyride
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