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**ramseycat** · 03-09-2012 02:44 PM

what an idiot.

**Lady Cop** · 03-27-2012 12:28 PM

KRDO

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. -- A 49-year-old Grand Junction man who said he shot a woman in the head when he mistook her large red Mohawk for a fowl that had been harassing his cats, has been sentenced to five years probation.

Derrill Rockwell told police he fired one shot at what he thought was a bird sitting on a hill near his home Oct. 5, and soon after, he heard a woman moaning in pain.

Prosecutors said the "bird" turned out to be a 23-year-old woman who may have been sleeping on the hill. Her injury was not life threatening.

Rockwell was sentenced Friday for felony possession of a weapon by a prior offender. Prosecutors said the woman, who is believed to be a transient, has left Colorado and could not be reached to testify.

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**SIXFOOTERsez** · 03-27-2012 07:48 PM

Now THATS funny

**LuciferLynn** · 03-30-2012 11:01 AM

I yam what I yam and thats all that I yam.....a serial killer http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/0...-plea-deal

**Lady Cop** · 04-17-2012 02:59 PM

AK
this man tried to rob a gas station with hot dog tongs.

Asshat

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video
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/crime/2012/...obbery.cnn

**Lady Cop** · 04-19-2012 05:55 AM

got gas?

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A Kentucky man was cuffed this week after he allegedly siphoned gasoline from a police car and posted a photo of his crime to Facebook. Thumb_smiley-vault-signs-060

Coal miner Michael Baker, 20, flipped the bird in the photo, which made the rounds on the social-networking site and eventually into the hands of the police department.

**Lady Cop** · 04-19-2012 01:49 PM

Associated Press
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — A 29-year-old man whose baggy shorts kept him from fleeing police officers is now facing prison time.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports Marvin Leonard Morris Jr. was found guilty Tuesday on multiple felony charges, including trafficking in cocaine and attempting to flee or elude officers.

According to an arrest affidavit, Morris crashed into a tree after speeding away from a Daytona Beach police officer who was trying to make a traffic stop. That's when Morris tried to run away. But officers say his baggy shorts fell down around his ankles, causing him to trip.

**Lady Cop** · 05-01-2012 08:27 AM

unfit dumbasses.

FoxTampa
SARASOTA - A Sarasota couple is accused of taking their 7-year-old granddaughter on a very dangerous ride.

The sheriff's office said the grandparents tied a toy car to the back of their SUV and started towing the little girl! The grandfather is in jail; the family is trying to raise the $850 he needs to get him sprung.

His wife, the grandmother, was able to make bail and she told us, in a word, what they did, was stupid.

"Stupid idea," said Belinda Jean Berloni. "Stupid idea, I agree, I agree."

The 47-year-old grandmother admits it was not the best idea to entertain her granddaughter by pulling her around in a toy car.

"We took this and hooked it around the hitch of the truck and drove about five miles an hour up and down the street with her," she explained, holding-up two dog leashes, which were still connected.

She and her husband, 49-year-old grandfather Paul Berloni, had had a few beers.

"Yeah, we did, it's Sunday afternoon, had a few beers, no big deal, I didn't think," she said.

But a Sarasota County sheriff's deputy saw it differently.

"Paul Berloni told the deputy that he has five prior DUIs, I haven't confirmed that number, but I know the charge is for his 4^th or subsequent DUI," said Wendy Rose, with the Sarasota Sheriff's Office.

Paul Berloni was also driving with a suspended license.

The grandmother told us she had already made three or four runs up and down the access road, pulling their granddaughter behind them, in that toy car, using a couple of dog leashes connected together. And they were just about to make their last run, when the Sheriff's deputy stopped them.

"So, were you surprised when the police stopped?," we asked. "Yes! Yes!," she exclaimed. "Well, I thought they were just gonna tell us we couldn't do it. Give us a warning, say, hey, this isn't very safe, maybe this is not a bright idea."

Belinda Berloni said she was sitting with her legs dangling out the back gate of their SUV, just a few feet from her granddaughter. Deputies said the little girl was wearing a bathing suit, no protective gear and no helmet. Luckily she was not hurt.

Berloni said she never felt she was in any danger.

"No," said Berloni. "She was all woot! woot! woot! the whole time anyway!," she said, pumping her fists in the air.

Both grandparents face child endangerment charges. Belinda Berloni is on supervised release and is to have no contact with her granddaughter and no drinking. She also has to check in with the sheriff's office three times a week.

"We're just grateful that that child wasn't injured," said Rose.

And so is the grandmother.

"I love all my grandchildren," said Berloni. "I would never put them in harm's way."

Belinda Berloni told us her son is understandably mad at her for what happened, but she said, it was truly, a lesson learned.

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