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12-15-2014, 02:58 AM
Well it's starting to look more like the road to the bowl is going through Seattle rather than Green Bay..

I think Foles will be straight back in the birds lineup as soon as he is fit to play, also.
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12-15-2014, 04:22 AM
Might not matter who's lining up at QB. Right now the Eagles are outside looking in with 2 games left. Could finish 11-5 and miss the playoffs. Hopefully the Colts beat Dallas next week and let us sneak in. Right now them and the 9ers are the only playoff caliber teams I see in the NFC not making the brackets. The Saints fell off hard... but they still have a shot.
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12-15-2014, 05:37 AM
(12-15-2014, 04:22 AM)Cutz Wrote: Might not matter who's lining up at QB. Right now the Eagles are outside looking in with 2 games left. Could finish 11-5 and miss the playoffs. Hopefully the Colts beat Dallas next week and let us sneak in. Right now them and the 9ers are the only playoff caliber teams I see in the NFC not making the brackets. The Saints fell off hard... but they still have a shot.

I never thought of it that way, but now that you mention it. Maybe Romo will fall off the edge of the wave he has been riding and F2's boys will see you home.
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12-15-2014, 07:10 AM


I want to be division champs.
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12-15-2014, 12:49 PM
Damned Seahawks
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12-17-2014, 07:58 PM


I'm charmed. hah

Houston Texan JJ Watt posted this piece of fan mail on Instagram.

It reads, "Dear. J.J.: I am 7-years-old. My name is Anthony Tarantelli and I am your biggest fan. People call me J.J. because I also play defensive end and tight end like you. I wear number 99 like you too."

He continues, 'I was the most feared rusher in my league this year. I am sending you my autographed game jersey so you will know me when I am a famous NFL player. 99 rocks!!!! Your friend Anthony.'

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12-19-2014, 08:37 PM
(12-15-2014, 05:37 AM)crash Wrote:
(12-15-2014, 04:22 AM)Cutz Wrote: Might not matter who's lining up at QB. Right now the Eagles are outside looking in with 2 games left. Could finish 11-5 and miss the playoffs. Hopefully the Colts beat Dallas next week and let us sneak in. Right now them and the 9ers are the only playoff caliber teams I see in the NFC not making the brackets. The Saints fell off hard... but they still have a shot.

I never thought of it that way, but now that you mention it. Maybe Romo will fall off the edge of the wave he has been riding and F2's boys will see you home.

yall need to understand that this aint going to happen. Romo wont be stopped this year.......sorry duchess but Dallas is winning division this yr
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12-19-2014, 08:44 PM
(12-19-2014, 08:37 PM)cruehead Wrote: sorry duchess but Dallas is winning division this yr


I can't let that happen. I'm getting my voodoo doll out now.

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12-19-2014, 11:00 PM
(12-19-2014, 08:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-19-2014, 08:37 PM)cruehead Wrote: sorry duchess but Dallas is winning division this yr


I can't let that happen. I'm getting my voodoo doll out now.

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12-20-2014, 08:59 AM


You think that's disturbing, you should see it stuck full of pins, mister!
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12-20-2014, 04:32 PM
Games of interest this weekend:
Phil 33, Was 21.
Dallas 27, Indy 17.
Fins 19, Vikes 16.
Chi 23, Det 14.
SD 20, SF 17 (OT).
KC 29, Pitt 23.
Atl 34, NO 20.
NE 35, NYJ 13.
GB 28, Tamp 14.
Sea 17, Ariz 9.
Cincy 24, Den 20.
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12-20-2014, 11:15 PM
(12-20-2014, 08:59 AM)Duchess Wrote:

You think that's disturbing, you should see it stuck full of pins, mister!

I think you put to many pins in it
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12-21-2014, 04:36 AM
(12-20-2014, 04:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Games of interest this weekend:
Phil 33, Was 21.

He fucked you again, Boss Lady..

Hope he doesn't fucking jinx me too!
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12-21-2014, 07:00 AM
(12-21-2014, 04:36 AM)crash Wrote: He fucked you again, Boss Lady..


Every time he mentions my team, I get fucked. That's probably his intention.
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12-21-2014, 07:48 AM


Oh my goodness. The hills are alive with the sound of bleating Eagles fans! I can't be around that stuff, it affects my happy demeanor.
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12-22-2014, 06:22 PM


I thought Suh was a piece of work, so is this one. The player in white doing the stomping is Dominic Raiola, he's a Lion's lineman.
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12-22-2014, 06:36 PM
(12-07-2014, 09:41 PM)Cutz Wrote: pin our playoff hopes on the Colts beating Dallas.

I was with you, but Indiana were fucking terrible..

(12-07-2014, 10:24 PM)Cutz Wrote: The Raiders beat the Chiefs too.

The Chiefs have beaten the Patriots.

The Raiders could beat the Patriots?

Yeah, and the bills beat the pack and Oakland beat the bills?
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12-22-2014, 06:39 PM


I'm so glad I was preoccupied with other things and didn't really have an opportunity to mourn. I'm over it. I'm grateful those goddamn New York Giants didn't win the division. That would have been vomit inducing.
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12-22-2014, 06:44 PM
(12-21-2014, 04:36 AM)crash Wrote:
(12-20-2014, 04:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Games of interest this weekend:
Phil 33, Was 21.

He fucked you again, Boss Lady..

Hope he doesn't fucking jinx me too!

Got the Packers right 2 weeks in a row.

I can't help it if Philly couldn't handle a 3-win team.
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12-22-2014, 06:47 PM


Undisciplined football, turnovers, blah blah blah. Ugh. How can they be brilliant one week and the suckiest of the suck the next. They are the only men that make me cry.
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