For all you single ladies

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For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to find your mate, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Bemymommyaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz...and especially his third cousin, Beatinyoaz!!