09-28-2011, 10:10 AM
This fucking cranberry thread gives me nightmares every year. At first it was because I felt guilty not making my own cranberry sauce, so I associated it with negative feelings. Then I started hating it because I realized I would likely never enjoy the beautiful harvest in person, so negative feelings of envy would automatically be added and set in quickly. Now, my hate revolves around something that trumps all those other items, and to be honest, it's enough to make me never dwell in this type of thread again. In a way it's liberating because I am free of concerns that are actually cranberry related. I am referring to the unbelievably, tormentingly boring posts by QueenBee. I almost punched my monitor after reading about her fucking craisins.