Clang and Username counseling session

[Donovan]

wanna bet on that?
Eh, I looked it up: so it's basically Emmanuelle meets Twilight, with a touch of leather? meh.

Pretty much. Sorry if the sarcasm didn't come across, but it's essentially bad genre porn for dames, the next evolution in bodice-rippers.

There are three - 50 Shades of Gray. 50 Shades Darker. 50 Shades Free. I might have gotten the second two titles messed up but you get the gist. It's about a young lady who meets this super rich guy that has "issues."

If she sticks around when the whips come out they both got issues. Wonder how well women would like this book if he worked at a car wash.

There is some S&M type sex and they fall in love. The second and third books are actually better than the first one since they go into why the characters are the way they are and there is a mystery in there too.

This is why none of you will ever run the world, your heads are too fucked up with bizarre notions of romance. Plot goes with porn like peanut butter goes with catpoop.

All the women read them for the sex scenes which are pretty hot. They don't get too much into the serious S&M stuff.

McFucking and McBondage lol.