(08-28-2012, 12:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't want strange women kissing it either.

But women you know are okay. . .

Interesting little tidbit of info. there...

(08-28-2012, 12:43 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: But women you know are okay. . .

(08-28-2012, 12:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't want strange women kissing it either.

good, that raises the chance for me to stay at Mock

(08-28-2012, 12:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:

mixed signals here, woman!!

(08-28-2012, 11:40 AM)username Wrote: What's not to love about a 300lb. turnip who supposedly lives off my tax dollars and uses them to order No Nonsense pantyhose online while obsessing about my vagina?

@ 300lb. turnip

(08-28-2012, 12:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't want strange men kissing my bottom.

Liar.

I'm not coy. If that's what I wanted I would tell you.

So yes means yes?

no. yes. no... oh fuckit.

Heh.

Hey did I mention I never lie? Also, I always lie.

This is my favorite thread of all time. There are more naked vaginas and instances of kissing naughty bits per paragraph than that fifty shades of gray book.

Of all time? That's a bold statement. Not without merit.

Ilyanna in a skirt with no panties?

Simmer down ya' apes

No means no!

Quote:No means no!

Aww, come on, don't be like that?!?

(08-28-2012, 02:18 PM)Donovan Wrote: This is my favorite thread of all time. There are more naked vaginas and instances of kissing naughty bits per paragraph than that fifty shades of gray book.

Did you read 50 shades?

I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their encouraging words.

lol

what it this 50 shades book? I've seen it being mentioned twice now.

(08-28-2012, 04:14 PM)username Wrote: I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their encouraging words.

You're welcome, gingercrotch.

(08-28-2012, 04:15 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: lol

what it this 50 shades book? I've seen it being mentioned twice now.

Popular American chickporn, on sale now at a bookseller near you!

(08-28-2012, 04:17 PM)Donovan Wrote:

(08-28-2012, 04:15 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: lol

what it this 50 shades book? I've seen it being mentioned twice now.

Popular American chickporn, on sale now at a bookseller near you!

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wanna bet on that?
Eh, I looked it up: so it's basically Emmanuelle meets Twilight, with a touch of leather? meh.

(08-28-2012, 04:15 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: lol

what it this 50 shades book? I've seen it being mentioned twice now.

There are three - 50 Shades of Gray. 50 Shades Darker. 50 Shades Free. I might have gotten the second two titles messed up but you get the gist. It's about a young lady who meets this super rich guy that has "issues." There is some S&M type sex and they fall in love. The second and third books are actually better than the first one since they go into why the characters are the way they are and there is a mystery in there too.

All the women read them for the sex scenes which are pretty hot. They don't get too much into the serious S&M stuff.

(08-28-2012, 04:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(08-28-2012, 04:15 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: lol

what it this 50 shades book? I've seen it being mentioned twice now.

There are three - 50 Shades of Gray. 50 Shades Darker. 50 Shades Free. I might have gotten the second two titles messed up but you get the gist. It's about a young lady who meets this super rich guy that has "issues." There is some S&M type sex and they fall in love. The second and third books are actually better than the first one since they go into why the characters are the way they are and there is a mystery in there too.

All the women read them for the sex scenes which are pretty hot. They don't get too much into the serious S&M stuff.

Whoa! Ramsey...getting her freak on. You go!




Never heard of the books.