11-15-2012, 04:13 PM
Dear Shy Members and Lurkers,
Don't fall for it! username is a heartless and cold bitch!
It' true; there's proof of it in posts all over the Mock board.
-Like the time she saved an injured dog in distress. (Actually, that's kinda nice. Disregard.)
-But, consider this: She spends a lot of time with her children and encourages open and honest communication. (Damn, that's nice too. Nevermind this one.)
-There's this though: She recently helped to get a drunken driver off the road before the crazy bitch could hurt anyone. (Shit, that's sorta cool too. Scratch that.)
Wait, wait, wait: She wrote a limerick which said that my twat was full of dust. I shit you not. See, she's a mean heartless bitch after all. Be afraid, be very afraid...
Don't fall for it! username is a heartless and cold bitch!
It' true; there's proof of it in posts all over the Mock board.
-Like the time she saved an injured dog in distress. (Actually, that's kinda nice. Disregard.)
-But, consider this: She spends a lot of time with her children and encourages open and honest communication. (Damn, that's nice too. Nevermind this one.)
-There's this though: She recently helped to get a drunken driver off the road before the crazy bitch could hurt anyone. (Shit, that's sorta cool too. Scratch that.)
Wait, wait, wait: She wrote a limerick which said that my twat was full of dust. I shit you not. See, she's a mean heartless bitch after all. Be afraid, be very afraid...