04-13-2013, 09:29 AM
Ready for the next installation of "Stupid Fucking Employees"?
So, last week we have all the big bosses in town, tour our new facility, change some things around, talk to everyone and all that. Also brought in the Resource guy from Texas so he could run the show getting GPS's installed in all the vehicles. One of my intrepid heros watches the installation on his assigned vehicle and takes off when its done around 2pm, has to go to the bank and some other things, Fine. About 10pm, my phone starts to blow up, every 10 minutes I am getting an alert that this vehicke has been sitting idling for more than 10 minutes, WTF?
So, I can't sleep because the phone keeps beeping, might as well get to know the software a little bit, off to the net.
These things are pretty cool, I know what vehicle is speeding and when, where they are, all kinds of things.
So, this hero goes to the bank, then another address and is there for 4 hrs, then heads across the state back to the west coast Naples area but stops in the middle of alligator alley and idles from 9pm to 4am. A little backtracking on the GPS and Oh Look, they linked to Google Maps! What was the address? A titty bar of course, strike 1. He got there about 3pm, stayed to a little after 7pm. Of course he clocked out at 5, strike 2. Then drove 60 odd miles drunk in my vehicle, Strike 3.
This after Watching the GPS be installed. Did he really think I wouldn't check out the coolio toys we just bought?
I keep telling these clown I am smarter than they are, they just don't fukin listen.
So, last week we have all the big bosses in town, tour our new facility, change some things around, talk to everyone and all that. Also brought in the Resource guy from Texas so he could run the show getting GPS's installed in all the vehicles. One of my intrepid heros watches the installation on his assigned vehicle and takes off when its done around 2pm, has to go to the bank and some other things, Fine. About 10pm, my phone starts to blow up, every 10 minutes I am getting an alert that this vehicke has been sitting idling for more than 10 minutes, WTF?
So, I can't sleep because the phone keeps beeping, might as well get to know the software a little bit, off to the net.
These things are pretty cool, I know what vehicle is speeding and when, where they are, all kinds of things.
So, this hero goes to the bank, then another address and is there for 4 hrs, then heads across the state back to the west coast Naples area but stops in the middle of alligator alley and idles from 9pm to 4am. A little backtracking on the GPS and Oh Look, they linked to Google Maps! What was the address? A titty bar of course, strike 1. He got there about 3pm, stayed to a little after 7pm. Of course he clocked out at 5, strike 2. Then drove 60 odd miles drunk in my vehicle, Strike 3.
This after Watching the GPS be installed. Did he really think I wouldn't check out the coolio toys we just bought?
I keep telling these clown I am smarter than they are, they just don't fukin listen.