looking at the fire

[Middle Finger]

The gayest word in the known universe. I will PM anonymoose so he can add it to the growing file on your latent homosexuality.

Sure, go ahead. Compare fabulicious to wanting to fist me in the ass with your homo soft spot for me. You dumb mother fucker. His file on you would take a week to print out.

I can joke about homosexual practices because I am 100% heterosexual and secure in that fact.
You can't joke or take a joke about homosexual practices because you aren't 100% heterosexual and are in fact insecure.

You aren't even 100% sure you're a male, so please, shut the hell up already. That's probably why you never got married. Have you checked down there, recently? Maybe if you stopped focusing on MY private parts you could get that worked out sooner rather than later and get married before you're 50 and your kid is an adult.

Shouldn't you be tossing pizza crusts; WoppieConch?

Sounds good to me, sleazeball. ::banana::