HI THERE, CUTIE.

[Clang McFly]

Yes for just four dollars and seventy six cents you can be a weenie steaming fool like Clang.

http://www.midlandhardware.com/213677.ht...AqmW8P8HAQ

Why would you buy a separate product to microwave your hot dogs? My regular microwave microwaves them just fine. I don't hold steamed food in very high esteam.

Stop playing stupid Clang, we all know you use it for something other than steaming hotdogs.

I'm not playing stupid. I don't even have any counter space for a wiener steamer. The little bit of counter space I have is used for the microwave. I don't even have room to use the juice smoothie blender my Dad won at the DMV Clambake.

No you idiot, you cram your underpants in the weiner steamer so when you put them on they're warm and moist. You want to feel like a woman don't you? I shouldn't have to explain this stuff to you.

You really do need to explain these things to me. I've never tried perfume and tried full makeup once(looked like a really bad drag queen), what would make you think I knew about women liking to walk around with warm, moist panties? FFS, I'm a 43 year old virgin whose last sexual experience(other than strip clubs and masturbation) was French kissing and over the clothes buttbone massaging almost 25 years ago