IN A BETTER PLACE

[Duchess]

  I was at my cousin's wake, and my aunt asked me how I was doing.  My answer? 
"I'm alive".

I once neglected to mute my phone and Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy blasted out in the hushed viewing room. I was fucking horrified and ran out of the room. The dead man's wife ran after me, she knew I was dying a thousand deaths and told me how much he would have enjoyed that. It's not the most I've ever embarrassed myself, but it ranks up there.