07-09-2015, 11:19 AM
Like I said. Whip off them britches and do things like cook and bend over and scratch your ass, and you will be living alone in no time. Also, since you're a chick you'll need to put on about fifty pounds so the old man won't sneak up behind you and surprise butt secks you.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.