For those who like statistics . . .

[Carsman]

. . . . . . . saw this little chuckle elsewhere, and it's kinda true.



FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From:



Transvestites .................................................. ...................133

Hernias .................................................. .........................1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases .................................................. .........3,172

Enlarged Prostates .................................................. ........8,249

Breast Implants .................................................. ..........59,350

Natural Blondes .................................................. ..................3

Terrorists Discovered........................................ ...................0


It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.