Let's pretend Jesus is real

[Donovan]

Says the guy they call the Porcupine.

That's a new one, I will add it to the pile. Eventually I'll be like one of those game of thrones guys with 800 titles after my name. Let's see, that's Yeti, Samsquanch, Hurdy Gurdy Man, Condescending Prick, Mister Fucking Knowitall, the Alpha Asshole, Farrah, Sunshine Supercunt, and the Devil. Probably more but those are my favorites. The people who gave me those names really put some effort into it.

Later on I will probably post another lengthy Jesus post about how the councils following Nicea turned a political activist and liberal agitator/social justice warrior into a blind haired, blue eyed God who basically championed all the shot the man would have hated.

I was gonna post it on Easter for the poetic rising-from-the-dead relate, but because I believe in the black, middle eastern Jesus as opposed to the Nickleback singer Jesus, he would of course show up late. Lazy negro Jesus...