17 YEARS AGO TODAY

[Clang McFly]

You can keep the chef as long as you invite us over for dinner when he cooks.

I'll take Mel. 72 hours of Fiddler on the Roof should cure his Anti Semitism.

Now that we've got Duchess and the Hemsworth bros..............the kangaroo and dingo wrangling is taken care of.

Chef Stone and sal means we're set in terms of killer meals (and booze).

So, Nazi misogynist Mel Gibson can just fuck right off the short list!!  ')

OK got ya. I'll just leave Mel in my basement with the lights off and the TV on. Sunrise, Sunset.