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70 is the new 40
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03-26-2011, 02:58 PM
(03-26-2011, 01:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: I noticed at 40 that I have to watch what I eat now and exercise. I stopped drinking sodas (loved my Coke, had to let it go) and started eating healthier. I don't want to be an "old" 70.

I also don't want to hump OP. Thirty years won't increase his attractiveness to me, and if I am stuck in an old folk's home and can't yell for help, I may find a tiny ginger pumping away when I wake up from my nap...

That is my nightmare.

Just wear one of those "medical alert pendants" around your neck. You can press it if you feel yourself getting "pumped on"! hah
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70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-25-2011, 12:29 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-25-2011, 12:41 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by thekid65 - 03-27-2011, 11:09 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-25-2011, 01:06 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Midwest Spy - 03-25-2011, 01:13 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-25-2011, 01:18 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 06:44 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-25-2011, 07:16 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 08:29 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-25-2011, 09:00 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-25-2011, 07:34 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 09:25 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-26-2011, 05:46 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 09:30 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-25-2011, 10:46 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-26-2011, 12:07 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-26-2011, 09:39 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-26-2011, 09:52 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 01:14 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 02:15 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 02:53 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-26-2011, 02:58 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 03:42 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 03:43 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-26-2011, 03:28 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 03:54 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 03:56 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 04:00 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 04:03 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Mohammed - 03-26-2011, 06:56 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-26-2011, 07:12 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-27-2011, 04:24 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-27-2011, 09:48 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Luke Warmwater - 03-26-2011, 07:24 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-27-2011, 02:04 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-27-2011, 06:23 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-28-2011, 04:49 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Lady Cop - 03-27-2011, 06:29 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-27-2011, 07:32 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-27-2011, 08:32 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 08:24 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by FAHQTOO - 03-28-2011, 09:44 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-27-2011, 06:32 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-27-2011, 08:07 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Lady Cop - 03-27-2011, 09:20 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 08:35 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 05:21 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 06:39 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 06:58 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 07:53 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by BlueTiki - 03-28-2011, 08:15 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 08:16 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 08:15 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-28-2011, 09:00 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 10:02 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-28-2011, 10:52 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 11:41 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-28-2011, 11:54 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-29-2011, 04:24 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 04:27 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 07:26 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 08:06 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 08:13 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by BlueTiki - 03-28-2011, 08:40 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 09:06 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 09:58 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 12:08 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 12:51 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by BlueTiki - 03-29-2011, 12:59 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 01:12 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-29-2011, 04:25 PM