NFL 2014

[HairOfTheDog]

Sorry, MS -- I'm temporarily dishonoring my three-sentence bet commitment to you and asking for an exception. I will accept a penalty, if necessary.

I don't remember gay trolling you on the island thread...

Labeling me gay in multiple successive posts for having chosen a woman with whom to be stranded (after having already explained that choice, which had zero to do with anything remotely romantic, intimate, or sexual ) wasn't gay-trolling? The way I see it, it's the equivalent of what you've referred to as the "lame fag troll", only levied upon a woman. So, your memory either fails you or it's just gender discrimination speaking, IMO.

...the difference would be that I don't have any particular problem with seeing two dudes kissing or two chicks or whatever.

Difference? Did Tiki express a problem with seeing gays showing each other affection? I only perceived her to be expressing animosity towards those whom she perceives to be exploiting homosexuality for their personal agendas (and at the expense of others), and towards those who lecture others about how they should feel about homosexual PDA and other social issues.

Granted, I could have misinterpreted her. In that case, though she's quite the wallflower, she might just call me out and I'll take a licking (yeah, I know, "ghey").

And while not every single old dyke is a flannel-and-birkenstock butch, there are enough of them sipping dry red and nesting on estate sales to make the exceptions prove the rule.

I know a fair amount of lesbians, younger and older than I. Rarely have I seen any of them wearing flannel and never Birkenstocks (for real, even in a district of San Francisco heavily populated with female same-sex couples!). AND, drinking dry red wine is certainly not something that lesbians can be logically deduced to do more frequently than the whole of the diverse and sizable wine-drinking population. AND, if you're right about “antiquing and estate sales” being “gay activities”, then Maggot, Cannongal, Duchess, me, Six... and probably many other male and female mockers are seriously in the closet and don't even know it!

Sorry -- I not only think your statements equate to gay-stereotyping, I think they equate to baseless gay-stereotyping.

Also, lol at the unintended humor of the phrase "dive straight in" when discussing female homosexual activity.

Let me give it to you straight -- your presumptions don't always hit the mark, and if I weren’t so chilly and getting ready to search out my favorite muffs, I’d dive into a deeper explanation for you.