NFL 2014

[Midwest Spy]

You know your football.

You've got cred with me.

Now you just need to brush up on where your members live.

Thanks, honey, we've talked a lot of football the past few years.

I know Sally's exit, does that count?

For sure!

I'll tell you how annoyed you'd be watching a game with me:

I'm the guy who says something 3-4 times a game that the color guy on tv will say immediately after I've said it.

My wife just chuckles because she's seen it so often, others see it for the first time and always say, "you should've been a broadcaster, man."