04-05-2015, 07:01 PM
(04-05-2015, 06:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ I almost always kinda believe most of both of your stories, but not always.
I knew sally's Crab Rangoon stuck-in-the-can story was a crock of shit right off the bat. But, whether or not the beer-box-bottom saga was 100% factual, I'm not sure.
As for Clang, I'm still undecided about his killed-a-bunny-in-the-pushmower tale. However, I'm positive that he never said he wanted to have a sex change operation -- he seems completely sincere about really wanting to share, not shear, that little guy.
The bunny pushmower accidental murder really did happen. Complete with kung-fu grip and cowardly Clang action. Ok so the kung-fu grip might have been my old GIJOE figures but still I swear the rest is true.