05-05-2015, 10:50 PM
Because people watch those stupid romantic movies and figure they are supposed to roll around in the sand or it isn't true love. Meh.
True story: when I was in Vegas I had this girlfriend who was really into romantic-type scenarios and was forever dragging me off to exotic locations for sex. Some were kind of nice, but once she drove me out to the hills outside the city in the middle of the night, and when we got there she wanted to do the "roll around in the desert sand under starlit skies" bit. So I played along for a little while, but let's face it: sharp rocks in your knees and feet and ass and elbows etc, bits of stickers and splinters...just wasn't very fun for me. So I kinda stop for a second and she says, "what's wrong?"
I said, "nothing. I was just thinking about scorpions."
LOLOLOL I never saw a naked woman leap so high in the air from a position flat on her back in my life! Damn near ripped my dick off. But it worked. We finished in the back of her car.
True story: when I was in Vegas I had this girlfriend who was really into romantic-type scenarios and was forever dragging me off to exotic locations for sex. Some were kind of nice, but once she drove me out to the hills outside the city in the middle of the night, and when we got there she wanted to do the "roll around in the desert sand under starlit skies" bit. So I played along for a little while, but let's face it: sharp rocks in your knees and feet and ass and elbows etc, bits of stickers and splinters...just wasn't very fun for me. So I kinda stop for a second and she says, "what's wrong?"
I said, "nothing. I was just thinking about scorpions."
LOLOLOL I never saw a naked woman leap so high in the air from a position flat on her back in my life! Damn near ripped my dick off. But it worked. We finished in the back of her car.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.