07-27-2019, 04:21 PM
Barbecuing, or not!
Bill and his wife were working in their garden one day when Bill looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big.
I bet your butt is even bigger than the "barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"
The wife chose to ignore the husband.
Later that night in bed Bill was feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
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She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie!
Bill and his wife were working in their garden one day when Bill looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big.
I bet your butt is even bigger than the "barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"
The wife chose to ignore the husband.
Later that night in bed Bill was feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
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She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie!
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!