07-27-2019, 05:55 PM
(07-27-2019, 04:21 PM)Carsman Wrote: Barbecuing, or not!I like that one.
Bill and his wife were working in their garden one day when Bill looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big.
I bet your butt is even bigger than the "barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"
The wife chose to ignore the husband.
Later that night in bed Bill was feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
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She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.