ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Clang McFly]

That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

Do you ever think about being a father?

Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.

If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.

Clang a male role model??? Yea... thats a good idea.

No its not. I'd fuck up some kids life and CPS would have me arrested and locked up for life. Less Role Models and more like the movie Let's Go To Prison.