(01-27-2017, 06:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Christ on a cracker.

Is good with some Swiss cheese, mustard, olives, and figs. And a nice glass of Trinity wine.

He knows when you've been bad or good amd masurbating is not good.

(01-28-2017, 12:41 AM)BigMark Wrote: He knows when you've been bad or good amd masurbating is not good.

That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

After Juan quit and Jesus started things got a bit sketchy at the sperm bank.

(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

Do you ever think about being a father?

(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

Do you ever think about being a father?

Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.

If you really want to be a Father, you could take one or two of your 500 Rubbermaid sperm containers you made, and donate them to a fertilization clinic!

Or sell it. Clangs creamy goo.

(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

Do you ever think about being a father?

Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.

If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.

(01-29-2017, 01:27 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

Do you ever think about being a father?

Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.

If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.

Clang a male role model??? Yea... thats a good idea.

(01-29-2017, 05:50 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:

(01-29-2017, 01:27 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

Do you ever think about being a father?

Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.

If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.

Clang a male role model??? Yea... thats a good idea.

No its not. I'd fuck up some kids life and CPS would have me arrested and locked up for life. Less Role Models and more like the movie Let's Go To Prison.

(01-28-2017, 09:17 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Or sell it. Clangs creamy goo.

Clang's Goo: GOO-d for the face and the butt.

(01-29-2017, 01:27 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 04:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-28-2017, 12:46 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's Santa Claus, not Jesus. Jesus is ok with you masturbating as long as its in a Rubbermaid container and stored in the freezer for making babies at a later date.

Do you ever think about being a father?

Yes. But I don't think its going to happen, so I'm just trying to enjoy my single life best I can. If I did meet someone though, I'd be open to the idea of one day becoming a father.

If you can't be a father, why don't you sign up for Big Brothers Big Sisters? Make a difference in some kids life who doesn't have a male role model.

I'm not good at leadership, adults don't listen to me when I tell them what to do why would a kid?, and except when playing with him with his toys and games there would be lots of awkward silences. Plus I don't want to deal with diapers.

And he tends to fuck them eventually.

(01-29-2017, 10:54 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: And he tends to fuck them eventually.

No, I don't. Well I pulled down my step niece's pants when she was younger, but in my defense she pantsed me first. Not to worry though, she's in a psych ward last I heard after losing touch with reality. Who can blame her? She has a deadbeat dad and a now lesbian mother.

Is she hot? Got her number?

(01-29-2017, 10:54 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: And he tends to fuck them eventually.

Out of what, their animal crackers?

(01-30-2017, 12:43 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Is she hot? Got her number?

I don't if she's hot, haven't seen her in about 5 years. But she is crazy(in the psych ward last I heard).

If you really want it, I have her number. It's 1-272-9927

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