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[Mohammed]

Anyways, I'll be having some exciting news in a few days I hope.

You're such a tease.

There was a time I would have thought that ^^^^ would have meant you were coming to the United States.

Could you be opening your own restaurant?

If I ever, EVER, come to the States, I will let you know immediately. Once I realize I'm still alive in some cheap, dodgy motel with Sally by my side and some fucked up lights keeping blinking outside.

No, not opening my own. Yet. If the war is over once and I get all the outstanding amount from the Government in that delightfully dreadful sandbox that's a bit confused about its own Status Quo at the moment, then perhaps. But do remember, I came here for a holiday. A month long holiday in summer. Meaning I came with a suitcase full of shorts and shirts. And all of a sudden being told that's all I got. Because, well, war and all and not being able to go back. What a bummer!

Winter here can be quite .... cold.

So no, not my own, yet, but still, rather, and truly exciting! Once I'm there, y'all see!